There are 10 types of people-- those who understand binary, and those who don't.
The stewardesses will pass through one final time, to collect any cups or garbage that you may have accumulated during our flight. We remind you at this time that you should your close your seat trays and return your seatbacks to the upright and locked position. The washrooms will also be closed in a few minutes, for the duration of our flight.
For those of you on the left side of the plane, if you look out as we begin to bank, shortly, you'll see...
...a hallucinatory manifestation of your aviatophobia (a natural extension of your claustrophobia and acrophobia) in the form of an archetypal supernatural monster-figure dismantling the wing and engine skins. This delusion corresponds to your belief that an avionic catastrophe is imminent. Your psychotic insistence that the hallucination is reality (you will feel to need to inform passengers and flight personnel of this "danger") is an unconscious attempt to seek validity for your irrational fears. Please switch off your portable electronic devices.