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God it's embarrassing.

"For us the fart is a necessary bodily function...but for you it is the basis of an entire culture" (to paraphrase the red baron).
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would be proud.
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Someone has too much time on his hands methinks.
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I'm surprised he doesn't have a corporate sponsor already.
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slatersteven wrote:
God it's embarrassing.

"For us the fart is a necessary bodily function...but for you it is the basis of an entire culture" (to paraphrase the dread Red Baron pizza repast).
Especially: "...'true' of 'rue'.."; whence long repast 'masticating' some 'pizza' of his'ns! gulp
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Let's just thank the stars that Hitler never cottoned on to this idea
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I can just see tomorrows headline:

MAN DIES IN HUGE ARSE EXPLOSION
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Won't the French just ask, "Where iz zat wonderful cheeze?"
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Koldfoot wrote:
I once met a guy who claimed fart jokes get old.
then met a guy who i wouldnt like
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Do you really think this'll bother the French? They pretty much invented it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

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Re: "Biggest Fart Machine Ever" to be aimed at Francis UR MULE*S* A SPLODE
Koldfoot wrote:
I once met a guy who claimed fart jokes get old.
sauron~"L-@-@-K-! I am NOT your: 'farter'-'stabber'!..." shake
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