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Looks like I'm stuck at home today. surprise
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Spiders always try to spin their webs where their prey will come through frequently. Looks like you have a very ambitious spider there.
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every time I accidentally walk into a spider's web, I turn into a Ninja.
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Holy crap, what kind of spider is that?
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ngwilliam wrote:
Holy crap, what kind of spider is that?
Because of the glare you can't tell anything for sure, but the web tells you it's an orb weaver (duh). The proportions and size look approximately like a western spotted (a spider I saw all the time in Oregon) but I'm sure there are a bunch of orb weavers that would look about the same.
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Damn. It's a sad thing knowing that you'll have to sell your house now.
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MWChapel wrote:
Damn. It's a sad thing knowing that you'll have to sell your house now.


Yeah.. uhh.. the house...
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ngwilliam wrote:
Holy crap, what kind of spider is that?

Not, I would guess, one of these:
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ngwilliam wrote:
Holy crap, what kind of spider is that?


The perspective of the photo makes it looks bigger than it really is. It was about the size of a quarter. It was a greyish yellow and I couldn't see the top part of it because of how it was sitting.
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Tall_Walt wrote:
ngwilliam wrote:
Holy crap, what kind of spider is that?

Not, I would guess, one of these


Ha, I wish!
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1 Lucky Texan wrote:
every time I accidentally walk into a spider's web, I turn into a Ninja.


How you think you look when you walk into a spider web:



How you actually look:


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This seems like a perfectly reasonable solution.



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Chanfan wrote:
This seems like a perfectly reasonable solution.




I don't think you want this going off in your private garage...
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Chanfan wrote:
This seems like a perfectly reasonable solution.





My husband is not allowed to have this. I can just see him going, "Come on honey, let's go." Then every time I try to get into the car *WOOOOSH, laughter*
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