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I had to call a client to explain that the numbers he sent for a project didn't add up.

His immediate reply when he saw it:

Man, that ain’t make no two shitbuckets of sense.
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How much is a shitbucket in metric?
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wifwendell wrote:
How much is a shitbucket in metric?


Metric? You aren't one of those damn liberal commies are you?
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wifwendell wrote:
How much is a shitbucket in metric?


Dunno. The US is still on the "about yea big" standard.
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I'm still trying to work out how many negatives there are in that sentence. If "a shitbucket" means "none" then three, right?
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Geosphere wrote:
I had to call a client to explain that the numbers he sent for a project didn't add up.

His immediate reply when he saw it:

Man, that ain’t make no two shitbuckets of sense.


Was his last name Hatfield or McCoy?

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joe_salamone wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
I had to call a client to explain that the numbers he sent for a project didn't add up.

His immediate reply when he saw it:

Man, that ain’t make no two shitbuckets of sense.


Was his last name Hatfield or McCoy?

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If you are going to make fun of WV, don't use Hatfield or McCoy. Use the last name of White.

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joe_salamone wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
I had to call a client to explain that the numbers he sent for a project didn't add up.

His immediate reply when he saw it:

Man, that ain’t make no two shitbuckets of sense.


Was his last name Hatfield or McCoy?



Watched that on Netflix. It was worth it.
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wifwendell wrote:
How much is a shitbucket in metric?


The bigger unit of measurement would be "shit-ton" I believe. The question, then, is how many shitbuckets to the shit-ton?

Bill: How much hay are you haulin' there, Buford?

Buford: Oh, about two shitbuckets short of a shit-ton.
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I think there is 4 buttloads a shitbucket.
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artfuldodge2 wrote:
wifwendell wrote:
How much is a shitbucket in metric?


The bigger unit of measurement would be "shit-ton" I believe. The question, then, is how many shitbuckets to the shit-ton?

Bill: How much hay are you haulin' there, Buford?

Buford: Oh, about two shitbuckets short of a shit-ton.


I frequently say "shit load." But I suppose a "load" could be any amount. Therefore, my words are not specific enough.

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artfuldodge2 wrote:
wifwendell wrote:
How much is a shitbucket in metric?
The bigger unit of measurement would be "shit-ton" I believe. The question, then, is how many shitbuckets to the shit-ton?

Bill: How much hay are you haulin' there, Buford?
Buford: Oh, about two shitbuckets short of a shit-ton.


Or as we (er, I) say in my house, when explaining how many Legos the kid has:

a cubic-metric-buttload

(Legos are European, after all!)


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kswingruber wrote:

(Legos are European, after all!)

No - Legos are an Americanism. Lego is what we Europeans call it. devil
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it is 1/10th of a shit-ton
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wifwendell wrote:
How much is a shitbucket in metric?


This question was driving me nuts all weekend.

So I called my friends over to my place to find out how much a shitbucket would be. We all ate 5 bowls of chili and a couple Taco Bell burritos.

We managed to get 7 loads in the bucket.

Feel free to measure the remains now. Whats your address?
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