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At least if you have a roommate.

A guy who celebrated his 35th birthday by having a threesome with two women got on his roommate's nerves for being too loud. The roommate kicked in the door to complain; when the guy told him to get lost, the roommate grabbed a knife from the kitchen and stabbed him multiple times in the head.

His injuries were not life-threatening, which I take to imply that he was stabbed in the head that has bone armor protecting the brain and not latex armor protecting, well, the bone(r).

Alternate pro-tip: if you can't keep the volume down, either arrange a back-up threesome for your roommate or, ideally, have a hot roommate that you can invite to join in the celebration.
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What a wonderful world some people live in.
 
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Ah, those crazy threesome vacations.

Said no BGG nerd ever.
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You know what would be a more useful threesome tip? How to convince two women to have one with me.
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Chad_Ellis wrote:
The roommate kicked in the door to complain; when the guy told him to get lost, the roommate grabbed a knife from the kitchen and stabbed him multiple times in the head.


Wow. Some people just don't understand foreplay.
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mistermarino wrote:
You know what would be a more useful threesome tip? How to convince two women to have one with me.


In my youth that was something I knew how to do. Now I can't even convince my wife that we should give plan B a bit of breathing room from time to time. (When we got together we agreed that if for whatever reason we decided not to get married we would instead travel the world seducing anyone we were both into. We call that "Plan B". Depending on your perspective, the fact that we chose monogamy instead is either a sweet testament to the love we share or a useful data point for demonstrating that we're bad decision-makers.)
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GameCrossing wrote:
Chad_Ellis wrote:
The roommate kicked in the door to complain; when the guy told him to get lost, the roommate grabbed a knife from the kitchen and stabbed him multiple times in the head.


Wow. Some people just don't understand foreplay.


Maybe he thought it was forehead play?
 
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GameCrossing wrote:
Chad_Ellis wrote:
The roommate kicked in the door to complain; when the guy told him to get lost, the roommate grabbed a knife from the kitchen and stabbed him multiple times in the head.


Wow. Some people just don't understand foreplay.
He felt left out, as it was a threesome?
 
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slatersteven wrote:
GameCrossing wrote:
Chad_Ellis wrote:
The roommate kicked in the door to complain; when the guy told him to get lost, the roommate grabbed a knife from the kitchen and stabbed him multiple times in the head.


Wow. Some people just don't understand foreplay.
He felt left out, as it was a threesome?

He wanted some fourplay.
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Chad_Ellis wrote:
mistermarino wrote:
You know what would be a more useful threesome tip? How to convince two women to have one with me.


In my youth that was something I knew how to do. Now I can't even convince my wife that we should give plan B a bit of breathing room from time to time. (When we got together we agreed that if for whatever reason we decided not to get married we would instead travel the world seducing anyone we were both into. We call that "Plan B". Depending on your perspective, the fact that we chose monogamy instead is either a sweet testament to the love we share or a useful data point for demonstrating that we're bad decision-makers.)


There's nothing in there that I can work with!
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I had a threesome planned for this weekend. There were a couple no-shows but I still had a good time...
Sounds like the one I planned...
 
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Chad_Ellis wrote:
At least if you have a roommate.

A guy who celebrated his 35th birthday by having a threesome with two women got on his roommate's nerves for being too loud. The roommate kicked in the door to complain; when the guy told him to get lost, the roommate grabbed a knife from the kitchen and stabbed him multiple times in the head.

His injuries were not life-threatening, which I take to imply that he was stabbed in the head that has bone armor protecting the brain and not latex armor protecting, well, the bone(r).

Alternate pro-tip: if you can't keep the volume down, either arrange a back-up threesome for your roommate or, ideally, have a hot roommate that you can invite to join in the celebration.

Ah, San Antonio, you have won my heart yet again with your crimes of passion.
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mistermarino wrote:
There's nothing in there that I can work with!


Dude. I'm a bisexual guy married to a bisexual woman who has not had a threesome since meeting my now-wife. I'm clearly not the guy to come to for advice on how to have a threesome. Either I've forgotten how or I'm horribly bitter and not about to share the wealth with some newly-single guy!

That said, I do have two tips that could work:

1. Be a woman. Women have a much easier time getting threesomes.
2. Be interested in a MMF threesome with a humiliation domme and her husband. I know that's a bit specific, but at least you already know them...
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Chad_Ellis wrote:
mistermarino wrote:
There's nothing in there that I can work with!


Dude. I'm a bisexual guy married to a bisexual woman who has not had a threesome since meeting my now-wife. I'm clearly not the guy to come to for advice on how to have a threesome. Either I've forgotten how or I'm horribly bitter and not about to share the wealth with some newly-single guy!

That said, I do have two tips that could work:

1. Be a woman. Women have a much easier time getting threesomes.
2. Be interested in a MMF threesome with a humiliation domme and her husband. I know that's a bit specific, but at least you already know them...


There's nothing in there that I can work with!
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Chad_Ellis wrote:
mistermarino wrote:
There's nothing in there that I can work with!


Dude. I'm a bisexual guy married to a bisexual woman who has not had a threesome since meeting my now-wife. I'm clearly not the guy to come to for advice on how to have a threesome. Either I've forgotten how or I'm horribly bitter and not about to share the wealth with some newly-single guy!

That said, I do have two tips that could work:

1. Be a woman. Women have a much easier time getting threesomes.
2. Be interested in a MMF threesome with a humiliation domme and her husband. I know that's a bit specific, but at least you already know them...

In addition, MMM probably wouldn't be too difficult to work out.
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jarredscott78 wrote:
Chad_Ellis wrote:
mistermarino wrote:
There's nothing in there that I can work with!


Dude. I'm a bisexual guy married to a bisexual woman who has not had a threesome since meeting my now-wife. I'm clearly not the guy to come to for advice on how to have a threesome. Either I've forgotten how or I'm horribly bitter and not about to share the wealth with some newly-single guy!

That said, I do have two tips that could work:

1. Be a woman. Women have a much easier time getting threesomes.
2. Be interested in a MMF threesome with a humiliation domme and her husband. I know that's a bit specific, but at least you already know them...

In addition, MMM probably wouldn't be too difficult to work out.


Now you're just hurting me. I'm not really into that.
 
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jarredscott78 wrote:

In addition, MMM probably wouldn't be too difficult to work out.


Especially cuz there are two other guys in this thread who had threesomes that didn't work out.
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For me it was a checkbox ticked off in my 30's. Not my thing. But still a hot fantasy. Funny thing- I can barely remember the real event any more. I have a terrible memory.

In theory, it would be nice to be part of a warm poly household that liked board games since I nibbled all around the edges of that but it never worked out.

I sort of am for 10 days a year at the beach but without sex. And boy do we have drama.
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mistermarino wrote:
Now you're just hurting me.


Well, obviously, you're new at this, and Jarred's a big man.

Or, so I've heard.
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mistermarino wrote:
jarredscott78 wrote:
Chad_Ellis wrote:
mistermarino wrote:
There's nothing in there that I can work with!


Dude. I'm a bisexual guy married to a bisexual woman who has not had a threesome since meeting my now-wife. I'm clearly not the guy to come to for advice on how to have a threesome. Either I've forgotten how or I'm horribly bitter and not about to share the wealth with some newly-single guy!

That said, I do have two tips that could work:

1. Be a woman. Women have a much easier time getting threesomes.
2. Be interested in a MMF threesome with a humiliation domme and her husband. I know that's a bit specific, but at least you already know them...

In addition, MMM probably wouldn't be too difficult to work out.


Now you're just hurting me. I'm not really into that.

You know what they say about beggars...
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I would suggest Marino invite his mom, but Jarred has sworn that off, so we're back to square one.
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For me it was a checkbox ticked off in my 30's. Not my thing. But still a hot fantasy. Funny thing- I can barely remember the real event any more. I have a terrible memory.

In theory, it would be nice to be part of a warm poly household that liked board games since I nibbled all around the edges of that but it never worked out.



I could really go for that myself, in theory.


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I sort of am for 10 days a year at the beach but without sex. And boy do we have drama.


There is No Drama like POLY DRAMA... I speak from experience. Which is a huge part of why all my poly is now all "In Theory" rather than "in practice".


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I would suggest Marino invite his mom, but Jarred has sworn that off, so we're back to square one.


Dude that is just Wrong! It is so wrong it made me cringe even here in RSP.
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mistermarino wrote:
You know what would be a more useful threesome tip? How to convince two women to have one with me.

You can pay one prostitute for sex.

If you pay for another prostitute you can have sex with one more woman.

Ergo, using induction, I just proved you can have sex with any natural number of women.
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