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Wizards of the Coast ran an article today regarding a slide in the delivery date of the 5e Dungeon Master's Guide. To placate their legion of adoring fans, they posted a picture of the army of writers they've hired to make sure they hit their new completion date:

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Jackasses? You let a whole column get stalled and strafed on account of a couple of jackasses? What the hell's the matter with you?
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... and I got a thumb from HiveGod himself. My day is complete.
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They look like Mike Wazowski...



hmmmm...

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hmmmm...

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robbbbbb wrote:
... and I got a thumb from HiveGod himself. My day is complete.


Ah shucks, it's easy to get a thumb from Hive God. On the other hand, that AWARD he gives out, well....now, that is nearly impossible!!!
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robbbbbb wrote:
Wizards of the Coast ran an article today regarding a slide in the delivery date of the 5e Dungeon Master's Guide. To placate their legion of adoring fans, they posted a picture of the army of writers they've hired to make sure they hit their new completion date:



So which are the writers?
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KeeperoftheGate wrote:
So which are the writers?

It's an infinite monkeys/typewriters kinda thing.
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Jackasses? You let a whole column get stalled and strafed on account of a couple of jackasses? What the hell's the matter with you?
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You know, you have to feel for those poor adventurers, trapped there as thousands of HiveGods tramp past. There they are, holding absolutely still, for fear they'd be noticed, knowing that at any moment something could go horribly wrong and they'd be buried in an avalanche of dick jokes and witty prose.
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robbbbbb wrote:
…they'd be buried in an avalanche of dick jokes and witty prose.

More like a Nazi bayonet in the damn neck.
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