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This post is for gyc365 only, since others may be offended. So please complain to him. ..... freedom of speech .... of art ..... of expression .... bla bla bla .... besides I don't care ...

OK gyc365 I've found some time and fun to post some of the better Dirkjan comics. With some translations as well, so please thank me. Be ready when I ask a favour in return!



-Hi dr. Pill, how is it going?
-A little better
-I have found a hobby to put my mind on something else
-You are still not 100% better, aren't you
-Do you notice?





-Why are we late, mr. Van Gogh?
-Eh ... the bridge was open
-I think the bridge was just closed, mr. Van Gogh!
-Damn!





-And that's why, my gentlemen, there is no life possible on other planets
-Any questions?
-Yeah here
-Damn!











-Hey Barbarian, I have learnt that you are looking for the Stone of Nimrod
-On my behind I've got a tattoo of a map that leads you to the stone
-Ok trousers down and bend over, dwarf!
-Why is it suddenly so silent?





-Emperor Marini, our budget dificit is terribly high. We need to do something urgently
-Quick, sacrifice a Vestal Virgin to the god Jove / Jupiter.
-Right
-It remains sticky, those finances











-Has the operation been successfull, Bert?
-I've been operated by the cliniclown
-I cannot believe that
-Damn!





Top:
-Boss, I resign. I've found another job that gives me more appreciation
-The resident is at home. He hides himself behind the couch. Keep trying!
-Good job, Superjehova!

Bottom:
-What will we do when the occupant is not interested?
-Then we Jehovas put a foot between the door
-Good morning, we would like to talk with you about our Good Lord
-I am not interested!
-No? Maybe you are interested now!
-Our own foot, Superjehova
-Ouch, mercy!


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ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ/ πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν./...
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I wish you'd stop translating; it's distracting. The comics are hilarious though.
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Distracting from what?

Ok, I stop translating ... Back to bashing Israel then.
 
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ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ/ πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν./...
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anemaat wrote:
Distracting from what?
Reading the Dutch for myself.
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Ok, I stop translating ... Back to bashing Israel then.
Give it a rest.
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Echt waar! Dan heb ik toch wel respect voor je, Moshe.

PS Heb je ook een ooglap?
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Echt waar! Dan heb ik toch wel respect voor je, Moshe.

PS Heb je ook een ooglap?

Why would I? I'm not a pirate. Dutch is one of those languages I can read comfortably but I'm not sure I've ever heard it spoken.
 
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Apparently you have excellent language skills!

When I hear the name Moshe I must always think of Moshe Dayan, whose authobiography I have read long long ago.
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It makes me laugh that the translation of "merde" is "damn" and then the translation of "shit" is also "damn". I feel like there's a better translation for that second one, but I can't put my finger on it.
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The Van Gogh comic is situated in France, so he would say Damn in French aka Merde.

I know many many ways in my language to say Damn, even ones that are obsolete for ages, but in English I only know Damn, Sjeez and Gosh. If you have suggestions ... I'm interested.

Shit came in the Dutch language somewhere in the eighties, I believe. But it is actually used as Damn. Sorry, I can't make it more sophicated than it is.
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anemaat wrote:
Apparently you have excellent language skills!

When I hear the name Moshe I must always think of Moshe Dayan, whose authobiography I have read long long ago.

Ah yes of course.
 
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