Si non potes reperire Berolini in tabula, ludens essetis non WIF.
Hey, get your stinking cursor off my face! I got nukes, you know.
I think it should be in the shape of a giant skull.
Well, that goes without saying.
Plus, it should be made of ice. And available for party rentals on the weekends when not in use in a war against the Jovian invaders.