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I thought you hated RSP and didn't want to post here? I don't think any more of jokes about violence against women than I do of rape jokes.
 
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Genocide is kinda murder, right?

Two world leaders are having a meeting about the state of the world and come to the conclusion that they will have to kill a million citizens in each of their nations and Bob the unicyclist. They decide to tell a secretary their plans to in order to test public reaction in a safe environment and appalled he asks, "oh god, why do you have to kill Bob the unicyclist?" One leader turns to the other and exclaims, "see, I told you nobody would care about the two million citizens!"
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gelrod wrote:
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Genocide is kinda murder, right?

Two world leaders are having a meeting about the state of the world and come to the conclusion that they will have to kill a million citizens in each of their nations and Bob the unicyclist. They decide to tell a secretary their plans to in order to test public reaction in a safe environment and appalled he asks, "oh god, why do you have to kill Bob the unicyclist?" One leader turns to the other and exclaims, "see, I told you nobody would care about the two million citizens!"


Pretty sure you put lipstick on that joke. I don't think it was originally two million "people" that we're going to be killed.


Like all older jokes, variations float around.
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