Humblebrag Bitcoin Charity Donations Thread |

The Steak Fairy

(MisterCranky)

United States
Columbia
South Carolina

Games? People still play games??

Specious arguments are not proof of trollish intent.

That's right, if you're trying to change the world of charitable contributions forever, this is your chance to crow about it.

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(Deleted112516)

United States

Bitter and Acerbic Harridan

Lynette, will that goat charity take bitcoin?

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Boaty McBoatface

(slatersteven)

England
County of Essex

Wheres Hitler damn it?

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Dave G

(djgutierrez77)

United States
Illinois

El Chupacabratwurst

If they won't I want nothing to do with them.

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Tom McVey

(tmcvey)

United States
SF Bay Area
California

Wait, we won't need charity when Bitcoin takes over the economy. Because open-source software.

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Jorge Montero

(hibikir)

United States
St Louis
Missouri

I'll take Manhattan in a garbage bag. With Latin written on it that says "It's hard to give a shit these days"

As it happens, I have 1337 of bitcoins that I mined in 2010 with commodity hardware. I have decided to sell them all, and use the proceeds to donate goats to Africa. With the price at $355, and donating a goat is $120, this means I can send a poor African family 3732 goats. I'd brag about it, but really, imagine that you are a poor villager, and someone dumps that many goats into your house. I'd be pretty pissed off!

Maybe what I should donate instead is locusts to rural America. A swarm of millions of locusts in Hannibal, MO would be seen as a friendly reminder of how Exodus was really true, instead of being a fantasy about 20 ton Battlemechs roaming the countryside. What could help Christians in America to stop being constantly prosecuted for their faith better than a biblical plague? Even those that can't read can still watch Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments, will realize that Obama is pretty much like the pharaoh, and fix this country once and for all. So yeah, who needs goats, time for locusts!

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Dane Peacock

(Sky Knight X)

United States
Stansbury Park
Utah

That tickles

I gave all of my bitcoins to needy families this year. My only regret is that I didn't have even more to give.

My wife saw me sitting over there regretting and said that I should convert all of my GG to bitcoins and give all of that too. I told her to stick it. There is no way the 'Geek is getting credit for my donations. That would send a bad message to the kids.

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(Deleted112516)

United States

Bitter and Acerbic Harridan

Sky Knight X wrote:

I gave all of my bitcoins to needy families this year. My only regret is that I didn't have even more to give.

My wife saw me sitting over there regretting and said that I should convert all of my GG to bitcoins and give all of that too. I told her to stick it. There is no way the 'Geek is getting credit for my donations. That would send a bad message to the kids.

Did you make a very public show of giving out your bitcoin? I think there should have been some video cam footage of you hitting the transfer button. Don't listen to people who say you should do it privately.