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That's right, if you're trying to change the world of charitable contributions forever, this is your chance to crow about it.
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Lynette, will that goat charity take bitcoin?
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Wheres Hitler damn it?
 
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If they won't I want nothing to do with them.
 
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Wait, we won't need charity when Bitcoin takes over the economy. Because open-source software.
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As it happens, I have 1337 of bitcoins that I mined in 2010 with commodity hardware. I have decided to sell them all, and use the proceeds to donate goats to Africa. With the price at $355, and donating a goat is $120, this means I can send a poor African family 3732 goats. I'd brag about it, but really, imagine that you are a poor villager, and someone dumps that many goats into your house. I'd be pretty pissed off!

Maybe what I should donate instead is locusts to rural America. A swarm of millions of locusts in Hannibal, MO would be seen as a friendly reminder of how Exodus was really true, instead of being a fantasy about 20 ton Battlemechs roaming the countryside. What could help Christians in America to stop being constantly prosecuted for their faith better than a biblical plague? Even those that can't read can still watch Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments, will realize that Obama is pretty much like the pharaoh, and fix this country once and for all. So yeah, who needs goats, time for locusts!
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I gave all of my bitcoins to needy families this year. My only regret is that I didn't have even more to give.

My wife saw me sitting over there regretting and said that I should convert all of my GG to bitcoins and give all of that too. I told her to stick it. There is no way the 'Geek is getting credit for my donations. That would send a bad message to the kids.
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Sky Knight X wrote:
I gave all of my bitcoins to needy families this year. My only regret is that I didn't have even more to give.

My wife saw me sitting over there regretting and said that I should convert all of my GG to bitcoins and give all of that too. I told her to stick it. There is no way the 'Geek is getting credit for my donations. That would send a bad message to the kids.


Did you make a very public show of giving out your bitcoin? I think there should have been some video cam footage of you hitting the transfer button. Don't listen to people who say you should do it privately.
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Forget about bitcoins. Why isn't anybody looking into bitgoats?!
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ejmowrer wrote:
Forget about bitcoins. Why isn't anybody looking into bitgoats?!


Excellent. Then we can irritate Moshe virtually as well!
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I got bit by a goat once.
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I gave my bitcoins to the Xtians so that they could afford to fix their saucer and return to their planet. I'm generous like that.

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Genghis wrote:
I got bit by a goat once.


mind you, goat bites can be nasty
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tmcvey wrote:
Wait, we won't need charity when Bitcoin takes over the economy. Because open-source software.
Is not charity doing something for nothing to help your fellow man?
 
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ejmowrer wrote:
Forget about bitcoins. Why isn't anybody looking into bitgoats?!
Which bits?
 
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Genghis wrote:
I got bit by a goat once.
Did it have a wonderful telephone system?
 
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meh...I thought that Humblebrag was some sort of German company that made gold wrapped chocolate bitcoins for Christmas & Hanukkah
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I read somewhere that RBE activists smuggle bitcoins into 3rd world countries sealed in condoms in the rectums of charity goats.
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