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I saw a version of this at I thought it would suit BGG. I changed a few for obvious reasons.

Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

You mean there's something else to do?

Steal WiFi from your Neighbor

Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

Find a better Hobby

Play video Games

Play single player mode

Organize your collection

Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.

Re-Read game rules

Reset Modem: repeat - New Item!

Play a multi player game by yourself

Go to Starbucks and Login to T-Mobile

Open up the ol' pinging .bat file!

Plot out your revenge for the BGG

Plug the power cable back in, you probably kick it out idiot!

take a nap

take a shower and scrape off mould / fern from body

Call friends to see if their BGG site is working


Write your lists on paper

Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything.

Come up with new List ideas for when it's back up.

go to the washroom


Pray to the Dark Gods that it will be fixed

run around in circles muttering "the end is near" and "I'm not crazy"

try dialing in every 10 minutes, just in case its back up

Two words: sponge bath.


Buy a cow, and start a farmers life

Dial 911 immediately.

Cry (like a little girl)


Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
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