Hans van der Drift
I saw a version of this at digg.com I thought it would suit BGG. I changed a few for obvious reasons.
Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
You mean there's something else to do?
Steal WiFi from your Neighbor
Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
Find a better Hobby
Play video Games
Play single player mode
Organize your collection
Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.
Re-Read game rules
Reset Modem: repeat - New Item!
Play a multi player game by yourself
Go to Starbucks and Login to T-Mobile
Open up the ol' pinging .bat file!
Plot out your revenge for the BGG
Plug the power cable back in, you probably kick it out idiot!
take a nap
take a shower and scrape off mould / fern from body
Call friends to see if their BGG site is working
Write your lists on paper
Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything.
Come up with new List ideas for when it's back up.
go to the washroom
Pray to the Dark Gods that it will be fixed
run around in circles muttering "the end is near" and "I'm not crazy"
try dialing in every 10 minutes, just in case its back up
Two words: sponge bath.
Buy a cow, and start a farmers life
Dial 911 immediately.
Cry (like a little girl)
Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.