A couple I'm friends with were going to a gender reveal party for a pregnant friend of theirs. An elderly neighbour was going and asked what one wears to a gender reveal party. The husband of the couple said "Well, I'm going to wear a trench coat..."
Well I been watchin' while you been coughin, I've been drinking life while you've been nauseous, and so I drink to health while you kill yourself and I got just one thing that I can offer... Go on and save yourself and take it out on me
It's an excuse to get more presents. Screw that nonsense.