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Subject: The SPAANCME League Spins into Monterey rss

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The SPAANCME (Super-Powered Automobile Association of Northern California Motor Expressway League), began in September to run the course of the eight-race season. The text that follows is a re-hash of some of the elements that took place at, or leading up to 'Race Day'.

What follows the text is the full scope of the season, complete with the tracks to be used, laps that will be raced, and, under the name of each track, you will find the 'new rule' that is to be introduced for that race, allowing for it to be used for the rest of the season, from that point forward. (By the way, the Pole Position Paddle, is a flat spatula, with "Pole Position" and "SPAANCME" engraved on a gold plaque, of the sort you have for trophies, that was glued onto the paddle. Whoever wins the pole position, gets the paddle until the next race occurs).


We gathered at the International Headquarters of Team Out of the Fog, as they hosted the First Annual “Super Powered Automobile Association of Northern California Motor Expressway” Formula One Grand Prix. The bantering began, however, earlier in the week when Trixie, of the infamous No Love! Team, delivered a single line to G-Prix, while touring the Bentley site, “I’m gonna’ kick your ass, Friday!” Not only did she deliver, but she helped push her team into a solid finish, squarely in the middle of the pack.

The surprise was 'Duke' of the little-known Team Chicharrones. They pulled out what many in the rabid legion of fans would call a “humdinger!” as they powered out of the middle of the starting posts, and delivered a one-two punch (finish), that is still reverberating around California and the western U.S.

Through most of the race, after they finally maneuvered around Trixie in her Blue-bomber, Daisy and Duke battled fiercely for the first spot. However, it was Duke who was driving like a man possessed, and he easily reeled off a burner, in the end, popping champagne, well before the “team to beat” made it across the finish line, and walking away with the Pole Position Paddle.

Out of the Fog had some early problems in the first turn of the race, and could never quite collect themselves. Moxie said, “Our team name will provide us cover, until the season gets in where we like it!” Moxie provided the better points for the team, and is looking for better support in the next race. G-Prix, pretty much surprised everyone with his finish. All he had to say was, “Now we have them where we want them…lulled into complacency…just the way I like it.”

Fans across the world are looking forward to October 28, as Team Chicharrones hosts Detroit!

(The chart, from Microsoft Word, did not copy across to the BGG file...the fourth row of numbers is the individual points, the last row, is the team points.
Track: Monterey Laps Redline
Race No. 1 1
Team Driver’s Name Start Position Finish Points Total Points Team Points
No Love! M5 1 5 4 4 10
No Love! Trixie 2 3 6 6 10
Team Chicha Duke 4 1 10 10 18
Team Chicha Daisy 3 2 8 8 18
Out of the Fog Moxie 5 4 5 5 8
Out of the Fog G-Prix 6 6 3 3 8

Track: Detroit Laps Drafting
Race No. 2 2
Team Driver’s Name Start Position Finish Points Total Points Team Points
No Love! M5
No Love! Trixie
Team Chicharrones Duke
Team Chicharrones Daisy
Out of the Fog Moxie
Out of the Fog G-Prix



Track: Montreal Laps Pits
Race No. 3 3!
Team Driver’s Name Start Position Finish Points Total Points Team Points
No Love! M5
No Love! Trixie
Team Chicharrones Duke
Team Chicharrones Daisy
Out of the Fog Moxie
Out of the Fog G-Prix





Track: Sepang Laps Tires
Race No. 4 2
Team Driver’s Name Start Position Finish Points Total Points Team Points
No Love! M5
No Love! Trixie
Team Chicharrones Duke
Team Chicharrones Daisy
Out of the Fog Moxie
Out of the Fog G-Prix


Track: Elkhart Laps Tires
Race No. 5 2
Team Driver’s Name Start Position Finish Points Total Points Team Points
No Love! M5
No Love! Trixie
Team Chicharrones Duke
Team Chicharrones Daisy
Out of the Fog Moxie
Out of the Fog G-Prix


Track: Georgia Laps Weather
Race No. 6 3
Team Driver’s Name Start Position Finish Points Total Points Team Points
No Love! M5
No Love! Trixie
Team Chicharrones Duke
Team Chicharrones Daisy
Out of the Fog Moxie
Out of the Fog G-Prix












Track: Watkins Glen Laps Weather
Race No. 7 2
Team Driver’s Name Start Position Finish Points Total Points Team Points
No Love! M5
No Love! Trixie
Team Chicharrones Duke
Team Chicharrones Daisy
Out of the Fog Moxie
Out of the Fog G-Prix


Track: Spa-Cours Laps Car Design
Race No. 8 2 Big Laps
Team Driver’s Name Start Position Finish Points Total Points Team Points
No Love! M5
No Love! Trixie
Team Chicharrones Duke
Team Chicharrones Daisy
Out of the Fog Moxie
Out of the Fog G-Prix




















Track: Monterey
Race No. 1
Team Driver’s Name Start Position Finish Points Total Points Team Points
No Love! M5
No Love! Trixie
Team Chicharrones Duke
Team Chicharrones Daisy
Out of the Fog Moxie
Out of the Fog G-Prix









Track: Monterey
Race No. 1
Team Driver’s Name Start Position Finish Points Total Points Team Points
No Love! M5
No Love! Trixie
Team Chicharrones Duke
Team Chicharrones Daisy
Out of the Fog Moxie
Out of the Fog G-Prix

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