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No greater love hath a father for his dog than to use his bare hand to remove a grape-sized dingleberry from his doggies bottom.
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tickmanfan wrote:


Wait, how it is possible that you know Massimo Dalema, an Italian politician?
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Viki3m wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:


Wait, how it is possible that you know Massimo Dalema, an Italian politician?
Do you have any onions in your pockets?
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It's times like this that I'm so glad my cat can lick his own butt.
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You've obviously never expressed his anal glands.

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JoshBot wrote:
Viki3m wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:


Wait, how it is possible that you know Massimo Dalema, an Italian politician?
Do you have any onions in your pockets?


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mileser wrote:
No greater love hath a father for his dog than to use his bare hand to remove a grape-sized dingleberry from his doggies bottom.


You're a good friend to your dog.
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I miss my dog... but my aim is getting better!
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gamedog wrote:
You've obviously never expressed his anal glands.

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We let the vet take care of that job.

In this case, we were outside, just getting home. He had done his business, but had the remaining dingleberry hanging from behind him and he was looking at me with pitiful eyes like he was saying, "Help me, Daddy!" He couldn't wipe his butt on the grass because everything was covered in snow and he didn't want to drag his butt in the snow.
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Chanfan wrote:
JoshBot wrote:
Viki3m wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:


Wait, how it is possible that you know Massimo Dalema, an Italian politician?
Do you have any onions in your pockets?




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When my dog was a puppy she had a very sensitive stomach. Every day when I went to work, she would have diarrhea all over her enclosure. I kept her in a puppy playpen in the kitchen while I was gone so it was contained but she ran around in it and got it all over her hair. I had to give her a bath and clean the kitchen every day after work for a few weeks until I finally found a dog food that agreed with her. She's lucky that I love her.

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When I was a teenager we had a dog who ate another dog's poop and then came in the house and vomited partially re-digested poop all over my bedroom floor. The stench alone was hideous. I loved that dog but I have to admit that right at that particular moment I hated her.
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