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I'm going to give that a big "NopeNopeNope".
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And how did you come across such an advert?
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It was featured in a Vice article I saw linked from Hacker News: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9069189
 
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The idea that this latex device shouldn't concern me because it's like wearing a second skin made me think about how I'd feel about wearing a human-skin bikini, and I have to admit, I didn't get an erection from the thought.
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rinelk wrote:
The idea that this latex device shouldn't concern me because it's like wearing a second skin made me think about how I'd feel about wearing a human-skin bikini

That's actually one of the other products they sell, the WholeBodyguard. When you're about to have an intimate encounter, you say, "just a minute, let me put on these panties made of human skin," and you're guaranteed to not catch any communicable disease from your formerly potential lover, with the possible exception of any germs they might have under their nails, should they feel it necessary to claw at your face to clear a path to the door.
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I'm shocked this isn't available in stalls. Seems like a natural for Hobby House.
 
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That thing doesn't look like it'll let my butthole breathe.
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galad2003 wrote:
The 3D animation took this to a whole new level of creepy


Nothing says, "Quality product I'd be happy to trust my junk to," then a company that can't afford people (or even decent animation) for their ad.
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MWChapel wrote:
That thing doesn't look like it'll let my butthole breathe.

could be used as a flotation device if you're gaseous though
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Ugh...it says it's washable.
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jmilum wrote:


I'm going to give that a big "NopeNopeNope".


Then why not say, "Yes! Yes!! YES!!!" to Naked Gun Condoms?



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einsteinidahosu wrote:
Ugh...it says it's washable.



You'd prefer it wasn't?
 
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