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Ok, so it's not really a puzzle, but it is puzzling.

I brought home some leftover restaraunt food in the usual little styrofoam container and was about to just toss the thing (after eating the food of course) when I realized that there was a bizarre graphic on the box. Real Chariots of the Gods type stuff (shown here rotated through various angles):



Is it a benediction? A warning? A story? Instructions?

The best I could come up with was a warning of what will happen if you are a Pacman who drinks too much at night.

Your mission:
Pick an orientation, any orientation (state which one you are using), and come up with a good interpretation of the graphic.

At the end of a week (or so) I will award 10 GG to the one that makes me laugh the most, and 5 GG to the most creative.

Good luck!! meeple
 
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Re: Cryptic styrofoam puzzle: GG prizes!!
Top left - carelessly leaving a trail of donut crumbs around the spaceship will make the baby alien cry.

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TOP Right it is an admonition to:r{"flush TWICE as it is a LONG ways back to the 'kitchen' for re-use of anything disposed of in this manner!"
gulp
 
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Re: Cryptic styrofoam puzzle: GG prizes!!
Lower Left.
Trees near a circular building (Probably two stories tall, Makes me think "Museum") with a flat front facing a road, Under that a plaza or park of some kind with a round kiosk, Trees and another round building.
 
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Lower Right.
If you eat too much of your leftovers while sitting in front of the TV, you're going to need some Alka-Seltzer.
 
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This looks like an assessment center type of task... *grin*

Top left: a seeding machine being pulled across a field and dropping little seeds into the earth.
 
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Top right: May cause anal leakage. Use of extra detergent in washing machine is required to remove ensuing stains.
 
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The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
 
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Obviously it's a Martian Candyfloss Street Vendor. Can't you see that? (top left)
 
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The top right is obviously a very long penis with a bad STD taking a leak. The reason I say it is very long is because they had to use a break line in the middle.
 
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Top Left:

Abe Lincoln after the show.
 
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Top right:

This is obviously from a Chinese restaurant. These are directions to the closest emergency room after ingesting undercooked Pork Wonton Soup.
 
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I'm gonna let this go a couple more days. I was hoping for more entries.
 
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Re: Cryptic styrofoam puzzle: GG prizes!!
More interesting: this a clear example of a common quirk of the human visual system. Note how symbols in the top two orientations appear to pop out, while in the bottom two they appear to be indented.
 
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Aldaron wrote:
More interesting: this a clear example of a common quirk of the human visual system. Note how symbols in the top two orientations appear to pop out, while in the bottom two they appear to be indented.

It's just you. I don't see that at all goo
 
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Top left: Wil Wheaton after realizing that geek gold is worthless.
 
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Bottom right...

An alien robot wearing a monocle.
 
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Prizes have been awarded but feel free to continue to try to decipher the graphic (please!)

10 GG for best laugh goes to Dave
Top right: May cause anal leakage. Use of extra detergent in washing machine is required to remove ensuing stains.

5 GG for most creative goes to meowsqueak for
Obviously it's a Martian Candyfloss Street Vendor. Can't you see that? (top left)


Thanks for playing everyone! meeple
 
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Re: Cryptic styrofoam puzzle: GG prizes!!
EvilTimmy wrote:
5 GG for most creative goes to meowsqueak for
Obviously it's a Martian Candyfloss Street Vendor. Can't you see that? (top left)


Ah, thanks EvilTimmy
 
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Yay! Thanks for the fun puzzle. Now I have enough GG to buy my pro-abortion microbadge!
 
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EvilTimmy wrote:
Prizes have been awarded but feel free to continue to try to decipher the graphic (please!)

10 GG for best laugh goes to Dave
Top right: May cause anal leakage. Use of extra detergent in washing machine is required to remove ensuing stains.

5 GG for most creative goes to meowsqueak for
Obviously it's a Martian Candyfloss Street Vendor. Can't you see that? (top left)


Thanks for playing everyone! meeple

lol their n00bz they like totalyy hack

 
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