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Bad news for you RSP dour wimps who cant seems to laugh at anything. Or maybe its just bad news for your s/o ? either way.


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“We also identified an ensemble of partner psychological traits (motivation, intelligence, focus, and determination) that predicted how often women initiated sexual intercourse. Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex, and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”



http://www.bustle.com/articles/76857-funny-men-give-women-mo...

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What's funnier is that this thread title seems to suggest that it's funny that funny men give women more orgasms than funny women give men.


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gelrod wrote:
jeremycobert wrote:
Bad news for you RSP dour wimps who cant seems to laugh at anything. Or maybe its just bad news for your s/o ? either way.


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“We also identified an ensemble of partner psychological traits (motivation, intelligence, focus, and determination) that predicted how often women initiated sexual intercourse. Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex, and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”



http://www.bustle.com/articles/76857-funny-men-give-women-mo...



Sorry to burst your bubble, but just because women laugh when you're naked doesn't mean you're a dynamo in the sack.


JC does go on every Christmas about how his wife loves working for Charity.
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jeremycobert wrote:
Bad news for you RSP dour wimps who cant seems to laugh at anything. Or maybe its just bad news for your s/o ? either way.





It's like rain on your wedding day...


because the place you chose is specifically known for its arid conditions


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Altair IV wrote:
jeremycobert wrote:
Bad news for you RSP dour wimps who cant seems to laugh at anything. Or maybe its just bad news for your s/o ? either way.





It's like rain on your wedding day...


because the place you chose is specifically known for its arid conditions




Nah, a better way to make that actually ironic would be that if the bride and groom were both meteorologists, and specifically changed the date of their wedding at the last minute from one weekend day to the other as they both believed it was going to rain on the original day... but it turns out not to have, and instead rained on the day they moved it to.

*bam* = actual irony

Wait, what were we talking about?
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It's from another thread, but still...

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I recently bought "Christian cheese" from the farmer's market. It turns out it's made by a dude with the last name of Christian. I went with the ghost pepper cheddar.


You should have gone with the ghost pepper Swiss instead. You know.... Christian Holey Ghost Pepper.
Can you turn that kinda stuff off, or is it a compulsion?


Ask my wife what sex is like.


Sounds like she thinks it's hot!


"Oh baby.... talk goofy to me.... make my eyes roll.... yeah, just like that...."


Who tried telling ya? Huh? Who tried to clue you all in?
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I really feel for the partners of all of the men posting seriously in the mock atheism thread then.
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I apologize to all the husbands of women I may have inadvertently given orgasms to by posting something funny in RSP.
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Women have orgasms?
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You've got nothing to worry about.

Are you trying to give me an erection? I'm not sure the study proved it went both ways.
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Did someone say "both ways"?
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Wait, what were we talking about?


Futurama.
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Women have orgasms?

Those guys who contend that they don't obviously are doing something wrong.
 
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Depends on what they're trying to achieve.
 
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Depends on what they're trying to achieve.

Other than bragging about their own inadequate sexual performance?
 
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whac3 wrote:
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Women have orgasms?

Those guys who contend that they don't obviously are doing something wrong.

As are their women. I've told more than one woman that her orgasm isn't her man's responsibility; it's hers. People who don't communicate their sexual needs, desires, and proclivities don't deserve orgasms. Not unless they're getting them from Santa or Jesus.
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Not unless they're getting them from Santa or Jesus.


If it takes a little role-playing than that's what it takes.
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tommynomad wrote:
whac3 wrote:
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Women have orgasms?

Those guys who contend that they don't obviously are doing something wrong.

As are their women. I've told more than one woman that her orgasm isn't her man's responsibility; it's hers. People who don't communicate their sexual needs, desires, and proclivities don't deserve orgasms. Not unless they're getting them from Santa or Jesus.


I always wondered what Santa and Jesus had in common.* Huh.

*Not really
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I always wondered what Santa and Jesus had in common.* Huh.

*Not really


Maybe that should be the next video in the Women Drawing Penises YouTube fetish series.
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tommynomad wrote:
whac3 wrote:
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Women have orgasms?

Those guys who contend that they don't obviously are doing something wrong.

As are their women. I've told more than one woman that her orgasm isn't her man's responsibility; it's hers. People who don't communicate their sexual needs, desires, and proclivities don't deserve orgasms. Not unless they're getting them from Santa or Jesus.

Communication is key and fun.
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Logically, funny men who use vibrators on their women give even more orgasms.devil


I want to get grants to do studies like this...I could make millions!
 
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CapNClassic wrote:
Do these funny men make women laugh before or after they pull down their pants?


Yea, laughing gas works pretty fast though so they don't get too much laughs in.
 
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