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It purports to report that a televangelist (do those exist anymore?) calls for the prosecution of women who say "Oh god!" when orgasming. I think the man it's satirizing might just be dumb enough to actually say such things but I'm not convinced he really did. So I don't know for sure this is from a satire site but I assume it is.
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whac3 wrote:
It purports to report that a televangelist (do those exist anymore?) calls for the prosecution of women who say "Oh god!" when orgasming. I think the man satirizing might just be dumb enough to actually say such things but I'm not convinced he really did. So I don't know for sure this is from a satire site but I assume it is.

Think again.

It isn't taking the Lord's name in vain for a woman -- or man -- to cry out, "Oh God!" when having a real orgasm because the understood sentiment expressed is a sincerely-expressed "Oh, thank you, God, for that blissfully-blessed Heaven-sent Hell of an orgasm!"

Moreover, the actual underlying real issue is that for a woman -- or man -- to insincerely cry out, "Oh God!" while faking an orgasm is the immoral equivalent of both taking the Lord's name in vain and bearing false witness.


So there! laugh


 
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Yes satire: complete with button "Hide Facts" and "Show Facts"

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JUST ENOUGH NEWS… Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.


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Koldfoot wrote:
Wait.

Women have orgasms?


I'm assuming this is a setup for someone saying "I can understand why this would be surprising to you," but that's just crass.
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