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To me this is hilarious on many different levels.


LA Gang Member Gold Plates Own Genitals - To Death

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Look at this guy! He needed to die.



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The article says he's "originally" from El Salvador. In contemporary newspeak that means he's one of the millions of illegal aliens who feast like maggots on America's bloated and false compassion for everyone but Americans.

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Anyone who even heard of a movie called "Goldmember", much less watched it deserves death. And in this case the circle remains unbroken.

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LOOK AT THIS GUY!! This is what you get when you have open borders! But hey, he probably voted for Obama, so there is that. he'd fit right in with the RSP majority.




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1. your pictures are broke.
2. The first two Austin Power film were good. Goldmember, the third film, wasn't so good.
3. How the hell did you find this story?
 
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Dispaminite wrote:
3. How the hell did you find this story?


DWTripp wrote:

The article says he's "originally" from El Salvador. In contemporary newspeak that means he's one of the millions of illegal aliens who feast like maggots on America's bloated and false compassion for everyone but Americans.

 
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GameCrossing wrote:
Dispaminite wrote:
3. How the hell did you find this story?


DWTripp wrote:

The article says he's "originally" from El Salvador. In contemporary newspeak that means he's one of the millions of illegal aliens who feast like maggots on America's bloated and false compassion for everyone but Americans.



Is El Salvador a codeword for something that I'm not familiar with?
 
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I can't tell if the stock photo they used for the comedy site is photoshopped or if a dude actually did that to his face.

Funny though!
 
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Quote:
“This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community”


What the hell?

I thought homoerotic sports hazing was inexplicable. But if this is repeatedly happening, there must be some success stories or someone would figure out that man simply was not meant to have gold-plated testicles.

Spinning rims on one's nuts... now that's style.
 
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Dispaminite wrote:
GameCrossing wrote:
Dispaminite wrote:
3. How the hell did you find this story?


DWTripp wrote:

The article says he's "originally" from El Salvador. In contemporary newspeak that means he's one of the millions of illegal aliens who feast like maggots on America's bloated and false compassion for everyone but Americans.



Is El Salvador a codeword for something that I'm not familiar with?


Nope. Just that all subhumans don't come -from- Mexico, they simply have to come -through- Mexico.
 
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man simply was not meant to have gold-plated testicles.


They called me mad when I crossebred a giraffe with a gerbil. They called me insane when I formed an army of killer cockroaches.

I WILL GOLD-PLATE THOSE TESTICLES!!!!!!!


 
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Terwox wrote:
I can't tell if the stock photo they used for the comedy site is photoshopped or if a dude actually did that to his face.

Funny though!


Beats me. Whenever I see images of tattoos like that on a face or head I am skeptical. Seriously, are there people so deranged they actually think that is somehow awesome?
 
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Don't forget Level 5: Totally Made Up!
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damiangerous wrote:
Don't forget Level 5: Totally Made Up!


Ya think?

 
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DWTripp wrote:
damiangerous wrote:
Don't forget Level 5: Totally Made Up!


Ya think?



I love Gooooooold!


 
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Next you'll be trying to tell me there really isn't a cheating girlfriend out there running around with a pile of shit tattooed on her back!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/a-tattoo-artists-revenge-on-...
 
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It's good to know that it's our open borders that are causing all of these:

http://www.holytaco.com/25-people-who-arent-getting-the-job/...
 
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More dangerous than hippies tie dying their scrotums during the summer of love.
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This guy certainly helps explain why El Salvador is lacking a space program.
 
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Not sure why anyone would believe this story.
 
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