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Matt Kruczek
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Ace secret agent and international vole-dealer Marcus McNukyubdugnub was sent to the Guadalajara Museum of Green Things to retrieve the fabled "Lump of Arnorovich" and return it to its rightful owner, Lance-Bridgadier Majorie Chlorophyl, a Jamaican ice dance champion, and secret lover of Prince Nigel Insipid of Begonia, whose palace is built on the ruins of a Nazi submarine base bombed by the RAF in 1944 before being moved to Sri Lanka where Professor Horgen-Borgen conducted terrifying experiments on toothpicks. The Professor's secret formula is discovered to be hidden in tattoos on the left elbows of a now-defunct Hell's Angels chapter who retired and moved to New Zealand.

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Life lesson: Hamsters are NOT diswasher safe.
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Ariana Tiddlesworth's virginity is being questioned, by a potential suitor, and for good reason. She's quite keen to cover up the past, lock those skeletons into a secure closet, and have them remain there, because the dowry that he would supply to her parents is substantial; ensuring that they would no longer have to rely on sidewalk schemes, like 3-card Monte, to provide income and keep their depleted stock of chocolate mints topped-up.
The suitor, on the other hand, is now suspicious of any suggestions that she has to meet him (for coffee, or a date, or whatever reason-- other than sex, which she must insist only happens after marriage).
So rekindling his interest in her, while maintaining the facade of her virtuousness, will be a tough wire to walk for whomever accepts the job, as her publicist and promoter.
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It's time for baseball, people! Pitchers and catchers report soon and the national pastime is with us again!
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Ariana has recently become interested in Professor Horgen-Borgen's claim to have developed a Virginity Restoration and Furniture Varnish Removal fluid. Owing to the great shortage of virgins in Sri Lanka (and the surprising amount of badly varnished furniture), the vast majority of the tests of this substance have been to restore high-backed Rococo chairs to their original condition. The Professor's fee to perfect his product is therefore high and Ariana despairs of coming up with the funds without raising the suspicions of her erstwhile beau, the Right Reverend Roustabout Rictus. In her attempts to obtain the necessary cash, she hears whispers about the legendary Lump of Arnorovich and begins to concoct a devious scheme...
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