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G Strobel
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I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company today because I heard there was growth potential.

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I launched a wig/hairpiece start-up business recently. But it failed because too many customers refused toupee.
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Gstrobe188 wrote:
I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company today because I heard there was growth potential.

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No, I did not know there was any positions hairvalible.
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I went to a very emotional wedding recently; even the cake was in tiers.
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smcdonald365 wrote:
I went to a very emotional wedding recently; even the cake was in tiers.


I went to a wedding of two television antennae. The ceremony was boring, but the reception was great.
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Gstrobe188 wrote:
I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company today because I heard there was growth potential.

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I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.
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It's hard to be friends with a kleptomaniac. They take everything seriously.
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My optometrist fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
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smcdonald365 wrote:
It's hard to be friends with a kleptomaniac. They take everything seriously.
It's hard to be friends with a kleptomaniac. They take everything insanely?
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Gstrobe188 wrote:
I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company today because I heard there was growth potential.

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Donut ask me such dribble.
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Are you a string?

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I submitted ten puns to a pun thread once, hoping that at least one of them would get some GeekGold, but no pun in ten did.
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He's looking real sharp in his 1940's fedora. He's got nerves of steel, an iron will, and several other metal-themed attributes. His fur is water tight and he's always up for a fight.
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My other friend posted pictures of him at an ocean. He's travelling abroad, so I asked him which ocean. He said the Pacific ocean, but I wasn't sure where so I asked him to be more pacific.
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We use cash when buying groceries. On the few occasions my wife lets me go shopping, she much prefers it if I'll use up the coins and small denomination bills rather than breaking a twenty for a small purchase. So finally, I had to ask her, "Why are you so afraid of change?"
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When Mae West took a vacation overseas, she was abroad.
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