I want (to play) them all, and I want (to play) them now!
Let Him Beware!
As for card counters: don't play with them.
Nothing in the rules that says you can't count cards
Aaaaand in this corner, on the up-and-up, MJC Aernout!
Aaaaand in this corner, insisting you can do whatever the rules don't say you can do, Swearington McIswearihaveajob!
All right, gentleman, you know the rules: keep it clean, and the most hilarious (counter)argument wins. Fight!