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Substitute, "gamer" for "redneck" and let's see how far we can take this!

I will start.

If you have more board games on your book shelves than books, you might be a gamer
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If you have ever taken clothes out of a suitcase to make more room for games, you might be a gamer.
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If the phrase, "you mean like monopoly?" Triggers a violent rage in you, you might be a gamer
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If the place you at vacation at has to have game stores, you might be a gamer.
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If you and your SO have discussions about the effects of card special powers, y'all might be gamers.
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If telling your boss that you're researching a project really means you're watching game reviews videos, you might be a gamer.
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When the doctor says that you need more vitamins in your diet and you think of D6, D12 & D20, you might be a gamer.
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If you always have a bag of games in your car just in case the opportunity to play arises, you might be a gamer.
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If you had to level your house so that the game pieces don't slide, you might be a gamer.
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If you have a 22x34" plexiglass sheet in the trunk of your car, you might be a (war)gamer.
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If you've ever taken a date to a FLGS, you might be a gamer.
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TheJRMY wrote:
If you've ever taken a date to a FLGS, you might be a gamer.


Lol
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If you hear the phrase 'I've got wood' and you see it as an opportunity to trade sheep, you might be a gamer
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If you arrive at your friends house for "fantasy football" with a game of blood bowl, you might be a gamer.
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Epicurean wrote:
If you hear the phrase 'I've got wood' and you see it as an opportunity to trade sheep, you might be a gamer


...or a redneck.
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AFABBI wrote:
TheJRMY wrote:
If you've ever taken a date to a FLGS, you might be a gamer.


Lol


Let the record show that was not the last date I had with that girl.
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If you regularly type the letter "B" then immediately hit "ENTER" on every computer and tablet you own, you might be a gamer.

Pete (has trained his computer)

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plezercruz wrote:
If you regularly type the letter "B" then immediately hit "ENTER" on every computer and tablet you own, you might be a gamer.

Pete (has trained his computer)



Consider my computer trained as well.

But let me add to this....


If you have to explain that a Euro is neither a currency or a Greek sandwich, you might be a gamer.
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