Is your score positive? You win! (Some players win more than others.)
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a saxophone.
If the cat turns up one card that creates an asymmetry between the players.
Good point; I knew there was a reason for the cat not to turn up anything.
(Actually there's a minor asymmetry in that in second and third turns if the cat is losing - and probably will be - the cat starts, so in effect the player to the left of the cat starts. Probably best to ignore the cat in deciding who starts.)
I hadn't considered the start player issue; thanks!