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My first attempt at a custom card. I saw a bunch of new Endor material for the game had come out recently (or was going to be released shortly) and knew they would miss out on a key point that needs to be made. Ewoks are cannibals... or at least omnivores with no scruples about consuming fellow bipedal species.



So in short, the Rebellion won through the manipulation and intimidation of a cannibalistic species. Did the Light Side really win??? I guess we'll find out in episode 7.

Oh, and most importantly by inferring that C3PO was a God and using him to impact the culture of an alien species didn't they violate the Prime Directive?
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So, implying that upon defeating an enemy unit, the Ewoks, the furry little inhabitants of the forest moon of Endor, eat their defeated foe?

This is getting dark.
 
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I'd like to see an Ewok eat a Star Destroyer.
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sdrewthomson wrote:
I'd like to see an Ewok eat a Star Destroyer.

Jabba the Ewok.
 
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IceFire1424 wrote:
So, implying that upon defeating an enemy unit, the Ewoks, the furry little inhabitants of the forest moon of Endor, eat their defeated foe?

This is getting dark.


Also canon.

Drez wrote:
Oh, and most importantly by inferring that C3PO was a God and using him to impact the culture of an alien species didn't they violate the Prime Directive?


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I would change it to "After an Ewok unit you control damages a target enemy Character unit, destroy that Character unit and deal 1 damage to each Ewok unit you control"
I would also make it cost 1 instead of 0.
I like the concept though!
 
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Does it still count as cannibalism since they are not human and are not eating other ewoks?
 
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Mattr0polis wrote:
Does it still count as cannibalism since they are not human and are not eating other ewoks?


Matt is correct....not cannibalism.....just good 'ole carnivorism!
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