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I have a teenage daughter
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Singing
songs

I
do not know.
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Mine plays the ukulele and sings songs I do not know...but I love it! (And will miss her next year when she goes off to college. cry )
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You're bothered she's singing songs you don't know?

I'm not even sure my son is from the same plane of existence.

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I know Cannibal Corpse isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but "fucked with a knife" and "entrails ripped from a virgin cunt" is more misogyny than I can handle.


EDIT: s/intestines/entrails/; no excuse for misremembering.
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kuhrusty wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
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I know Cannibal Corpse isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but "fucked with a knife" and "intestines ripped from a virgin cunt" is more misogyny than I can handle.
Yeah, I agree. Luckily, you can't make out a word they say anyway.

They played the local venue the night before, so the shirt was new.
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kuhrusty wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
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I know Cannibal Corpse isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but "fucked with a knife" and "entrails ripped from a virgin cunt" is more misogyny than I can handle.


EDIT: s/intestines/entrails/; no excuse for misremembering.
Like any strength training, you have to build up your resistance gradually.
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Geosphere wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
my son
I know Cannibal Corpse isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but "fucked with a knife" and "intestines ripped from a virgin cunt" is more misogyny than I can handle.
Yeah, I agree. Luckily, you can't make out a word they say anyway.

They played the local venue the night before, so the shirt was new.
whats the black neck thing? I have seen that a few times now.
 
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kuhrusty wrote:
I know Cannibal Corpse isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but "fucked with a knife" and "entrails ripped from a virgin cunt" is more misogyny than I can handle.
The former is probably on my top five death metal tracks, and I prefer "addicted to vaginal skin" over the latter.

If I had a son instead of a daughter, I'd probably do something different about my music storage.
 
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riddlen wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
my son
I know Cannibal Corpse isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but "fucked with a knife" and "intestines ripped from a virgin cunt" is more misogyny than I can handle.
Yeah, I agree. Luckily, you can't make out a word they say anyway.

They played the local venue the night before, so the shirt was new.
whats the black neck thing? I have seen that a few times now.
So in the dark your head appears to be floating.

Its a metal thing.
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Geosphere wrote:
riddlen wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
my son
I know Cannibal Corpse isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but "fucked with a knife" and "intestines ripped from a virgin cunt" is more misogyny than I can handle.
Yeah, I agree. Luckily, you can't make out a word they say anyway.

They played the local venue the night before, so the shirt was new.
whats the black neck thing? I have seen that a few times now.
So in the dark your head appears to be floating.

Its a death metal thing.
FTFY You don't see that in most of the other genres.

-Your friendly neighbourhood professional and metal fan

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Huh, floating heads.
 
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Huh, floating heads.
They were a good band.
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