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So I was planning to pull a prank on my wife, by installing a word-replacer on her browser. Such as in this xkcd comic. But first I wanted to try it out for myself. I replaced "board game" with "snuggle" and "game" with "hug", and covered the most common conjugations and variants. Then I went to this forum. This is the result:

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I pranked myself! I was absolutely rolling off my chair in laughter. Maybe I'm just an idiot or immature, but if thinking this is funny is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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"Why Do Shorter Hugs Fit the Modern Lifestyle?" and "Heaviest hug that is fun" both got me pretty hard. This is hilarious.
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Long Distance Snuggles! That's so sad.
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oriecat wrote:
Long Distance Snuggles! That's so sad.
But if we could get the technology to work, it'd be great for people who travel for business!
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Is this a snuggle night "violation"? Have it or not?

Seems fairly suggestive to me


Really, really funny - great idea!
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Open Hug Jam is probably my favorite lol
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Table for Snuggling! I just noticed that one.
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Throwing snuggle days in the public library?

That would be awesome laugh


Edit:

I also love the links to the different parts of the Geek:

Snuggles / RPGs / Video Hugs

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"Hugs that allow cheating"

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I think my favourite is "Tips on shipping your own hugs from yourself to yourself".
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"How much does dishing affect the value of a hug?"

and

"How much have you spent on hugs this year"

priceless!
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My first though was YES!


then I read the OP then laughed at least, been a bad morning so far!
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I liked 'gateway hugs' and 'Arranging snuggle days in the public library'
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"Which snuggle could be used as a murder weapon?"

This one and the shipping one are my faves!!


THanks!!!
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There was a place called Snuggle House in Madison, Wisconsin. Allowed you to snuggle with somebody for $60/hour. Got shut down because of an impending city crackdown based on fears it might be a front for prostitution...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/wisconsin-snuggle-s...
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wifwendell wrote:
There was a place called Snuggle House in Madison, Wisconsin. Allowed you to snuggle with somebody for $60/hour. Got shut down because of an impending city crackdown based on fears it might be a front for prostitution...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/wisconsin-snuggle-s...
Translation:

"There was a place called Board Game House in Madison, Wisconsin. Allowed you to board game with somebody for $60/hour. Got shut down because of an impending city crackdown based on fears it might be a front for prostitution..."
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A board snuggle sounds interesting ....Very funny, just whatnone needs on a Friday afternoon !!!!
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This list brought a huge smile to my face. The "Is this a snuggle night violation?" is my favorite.
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Yes. Yes I do have the largest hug collection in the world.
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wmshub wrote:
Yes. Yes I do have the largest hug collection in the world.
Sure... but a lot of your hugs have little replay value.
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There's a "single player snuggle" joke here somewhere...
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This is great.

Happy to say that in the Poll "How much have you spent this year on hugs" my answer was $0
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IceFire1424 wrote:
There's a "single player snuggle" joke here somewhere...
The nice thing about single player snuggles, especially if you enjoy longer snuggles, is that you can just leave your bits out ready to go for whenever you're in the mood to play with yourself. You don't have to keep cleaning the table every night... you can just leave the table a mess and keep coming back whenever.

It's really frustrating when you're playing with a friend and you can't finish in a night. Then you have come again... which means more lugging your junk back and forth. And you have to try to recreate whatever complicated position you had, which invariably involves a lot of fiddling with the bits. It's just a lot easier to play with yourself.
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What's the best way to clean Diet Coke spray from a keyboard?
Snuggle it.
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