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mrspank wrote:
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What is an example of a man giving a blow job that isn't homosexual?
I wasn't aware that only a man could be president?!?

Bisexual men can give blowjobs as far as I know. We could ask Chad about that.

Also, I don't think a man giving a blowjob would immediately make them a homosexual. Some closeted men live with women and have heterosexual sex for years, that doesn't make them heterosexual, does it?

So...?
I think he's referencing your OP. You quoted Cruz as starting each day on his knees. You then made a BJ reference. Since Cruz wants to be President that must imply he's a homosexual.
That doesn't really follow though, neither Cruz nor myself were talking about Cruz specifically, but instead Cruz's belief that to be President one must start their day on their knees.

A person doesn't have to be a homosexual to give a blowjob, nor does a person have to be a homosexual to be president. A person doesn't have to be male to be president or be male to be a homosexual. And Cruz isn't a homosexual as far as I know.

So I don't see how my OP is making fun of homosexuals...
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jmilum wrote:
mrspank wrote:
jmilum wrote:
qzhdad wrote:
What is an example of a man giving a blow job that isn't homosexual?
I wasn't aware that only a man could be president?!?

Bisexual men can give blowjobs as far as I know. We could ask Chad about that.

Also, I don't think a man giving a blowjob would immediately make them a homosexual. Some closeted men live with women and have heterosexual sex for years, that doesn't make them heterosexual, does it?

So...?
I think he's referencing your OP. You quoted Cruz as starting each day on his knees. You then made a BJ reference. Since Cruz wants to be President that must imply he's a homosexual.
That doesn't really follow though, neither Cruz nor myself were talking about Cruz specifically, but instead Cruz's belief that to be President one must start their day on their knees.

A person doesn't have to be a homosexual to give a blowjob, nor does a person have to be a homosexual to be president. A person doesn't have to be male to be president or be male to be a homosexual. And Cruz isn't a homosexual as far as I know.

So I don't see how my OP is making fun of homosexuals...
That is because you are PURPOSELY IGNORANT.
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That is because you are PURPOSELY IGNORANT.
when did you stop beating your wife?
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jmilum wrote:
mrspank wrote:
jmilum wrote:
qzhdad wrote:
What is an example of a man giving a blow job that isn't homosexual?
I wasn't aware that only a man could be president?!?

Bisexual men can give blowjobs as far as I know. We could ask Chad about that.

Also, I don't think a man giving a blowjob would immediately make them a homosexual. Some closeted men live with women and have heterosexual sex for years, that doesn't make them heterosexual, does it?

So...?
I think he's referencing your OP. You quoted Cruz as starting each day on his knees. You then made a BJ reference. Since Cruz wants to be President that must imply he's a homosexual.
That doesn't really follow though, neither Cruz nor myself were talking about Cruz specifically, but instead Cruz's belief that to be President one must start their day on their knees.

A person doesn't have to be a homosexual to give a blowjob, nor does a person have to be a homosexual to be president. A person doesn't have to be male to be president or be male to be a homosexual. And Cruz isn't a homosexual as far as I know.

So I don't see how my OP is making fun of homosexuals...
I never said your post was making fun of homosexuals because I know you were making fun of Cruz.

However, since Cruz made that statement, and he wants to be President, isn't it safe to say that he would start every day on his knees?
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mrspank wrote:
However, since Cruz made that statement, and he wants to be President, isn't it safe to say that he would start every day on his knees?
Perhaps, but I think Cruz would do just about anything to be president and if offered the job on the condition that he gave a blowjob every morning, he would do that. I don't think it would make him a homosexual though.
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jmilum wrote:
TheDashi wrote:
That is because you are PURPOSELY IGNORANT.
when did you stop beating your wife?
Fuck you asshole.
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TheDashi wrote:
jmilum wrote:
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That is because you are PURPOSELY IGNORANT.
when did you stop beating your wife?
Fuck you asshole.
You never stopped?

I was just asking questions. Wasn't that your defense?
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Drew1365 wrote:
jmilum wrote:
qzhdad wrote:
What is an example of a man giving a blow job that isn't homosexual?
I wasn't aware that only a man could be president?!?

Bisexual men can give blowjobs as far as I know. We could ask Chad about that.
What the hell? Chad isn't even posting in this thread. Are you trying to get Troll Magazine's Troll of the Year award?
how is that trolling? are you hallucinating again?
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Drew1365 wrote:
You're discussing something personal about Chad in a thread he's not active in. It's really none of your damn business.

Shut the fuck up for a change.
it's something he's very open about. just because you find anything other than heterosexuality icky, that doesn't mean others do as well.

If the topic of National Labs had come up, I would have suggested asking meerkat. It's the same difference.

You are just a crazy person. But we already knew that...
 
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it's something he's very open about.
And its his prerogative to talk about it in the context he wishes to talk about it. It's not for you to use Chad as your poster boy.

Why the hell are we putting up with this troll?
ok, that's why I said we should ask him rather than putting words in his mouth.

Let's see, have you ever discussed someone in RSP before? Or does this prohibition from talking about people only apply to me and you are free to do whatever? That's usually how these things go with you...
 
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jmilum wrote:
Drew1365 wrote:
jmilum wrote:
it's something he's very open about.
And its his prerogative to talk about it in the context he wishes to talk about it. It's not for you to use Chad as your poster boy.

Why the hell are we putting up with this troll?
ok, that's why I said we should ask him rather than putting words in his mouth.

Let's see, have you ever discussed someone in RSP before? Or does this prohibition from talking about people only apply to me and you are free to do whatever? That's usually how these things go with you...
The King of RSP can concern troll about whomever he likes as often as he likes.
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jmilum wrote:
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Pure bullshit, unless you have some alternate meaning for most often.
This thread was even tagged as racist by Drew!
but he hasnt yet gotten around to applying his tag to the thread with actual racism in it~
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single sentences wrote:
jmilum wrote:
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Pure bullshit, unless you have some alternate meaning for most often.
This thread was even tagged as racist by Drew!
but he hasnt yet gotten around to applying his tag to the thread with actual racism in it~
good point! drew only cares about concern trolling faux-rascism. the real straight up, full on racist stuff gets a pass. shake
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jmilum wrote:
So I don't see how my OP is making fun of homosexuals...
J,

You are putting your blinders on here, but fine, I will play along.

1) You are willfully taking Cruz's comments out of comments

2) You flat you stated that the the reason he (or any other president) would be on their knees would be to give blowjobs

3) Which would be a homosexual act for Cruz and the VAST majority of current candidates for President (and sorry, by its very nature a male on male blowjob is homosexual regardless of their "primary" orientation)

you are making a joke out of it (unless you are had a political epiphany we are unaware about it) wanting to cut him down/imply that Cruz is somehow "less" of a person if he indeed gives blowjobs.

Now you may not see this of course - and certainly your prerogative - but you could have played it much more correct by saying something like

"on his knees giving a blowjob/eating at the "Y" or what ever his preferred sexual activity is" - your anti-religion joke still works while not singling out homosexual activity as what "crosses the line"
 
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As I said previously, giving a blowjob is not in and of itself a "homosexual" activity, any more than "eating at the Y" is a homosexual activity.

Also giving a blowjob doesn't make anyone "less of a person". I think your own biases are creeping in.

What it speaks to, as I said before, is that Cruz would do anything to be President.

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Utrecht wrote:
You are putting your blinders on here, but fine, I will play along.
Is this making fun of homosexuals:

TheDashi wrote:
Fuck you asshole.
Or if he were to tell me to suck his dick (which he has in the past)?

I never took it as a joke about homosexuality, but rather him (or others when they say similar things) as trying to assert dominance.
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jmilum wrote:
Utrecht wrote:
You are putting your blinders on here, but fine, I will play along.
Is this making fun of homosexuals:

TheDashi wrote:
Fuck you asshole.
Or if he were to tell me to suck his dick (which he has in the past)?

I never took it as a joke about homosexuality, but rather him (or others when they say similar things) as trying to assert dominance.
I don't read that as a joke - but more as Dashi being an asshole. He has very little to contribute to the forum other than stirring the pot and cringe whenever he posts on a thread because a septic tank.
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jmilum wrote:
cruz wrote:
Any president who doesn't begin every day on his knees isn't fit to be commander in chief of this nation.
He thinks presidents should start every day by giving a blow job?

Ok....
I think he meant begging donors for money.
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Utrecht wrote:

2) You flat you stated that the the reason he (or any other president) would be on their knees would be to give blowjobs

Everyone knows you go into the office of president straight and you come out gay.
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jmilum wrote:
cruz wrote:
Any president who doesn't begin every day on his knees isn't fit to be commander in chief of this nation.
He thinks presidents should start every day by giving a blow job?

Ok....
Um, he was dumb enough to say that? Sure he mentioned prayer or something too. That'd still be dumb but…
 
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whac3 wrote:
jmilum wrote:
cruz wrote:
Any president who doesn't begin every day on his knees isn't fit to be commander in chief of this nation.
He thinks presidents should start every day by giving a blow job?

Ok....
Um, he was dumb enough to say that? Sure he mentioned prayer or something too. That'd still be dumb but…
he didn't mention prayer, at least not before that. it was in response to a question about fearing God though (1:20 mark)

 
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Utrecht wrote:
jmilum wrote:
cruz wrote:
Any president who doesn't begin every day on his knees isn't fit to be commander in chief of this nation.
He thinks presidents should start every day by giving a blow job?

Ok....
So, it is OK to make jokes about homosexuals now?
Just for the record, a joke that is about a sex act is not a joke about homosexuals merely because some people who engage in the sex act are gay.
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jmilum wrote:
Bisexual men can give blowjobs as far as I know. We could ask Chad about that.
I just had my thirteenth wedding anniversary on Monday, so anything sexual with men is a distant memory for me...and at my age, "Distant memory," means, "What's that, sonny boy? I don't know what you're talking about. Now get off my lawn."
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Chad, if I offended you by mentioning you above, I apologize. That wasn't my intent.
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jmilum wrote:
Chad, if I offended you by mentioning you above, I apologize. That wasn't my intent.
None taken. I can see why Drew felt it was inappropriate, but I thought your lab/meerkat analogy was pretty good. Asking me a general question about bisexuality isn't personal.
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