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I have the perfect suggestion for how you can make it up to him.

Edit: Damn it.
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Any president who doesn't begin every day on his knees isn't fit to be commander in chief of this nation.
He thinks presidents should start every day by giving a blow job?

Ok....
So, it is OK to make jokes about homosexuals now?
I wasn't aware that only homosexuals give blow jobs? Nor that Cruz was a homosexual.
What is an example of a man giving a blow job that isn't homosexual?
Some cuckolding fetish stuff involves heterosexual husbands performing oral sex on the other guy.

Some negotiated domination scenes involve forced homosexual acts.

All of those can involve heterosexual (or at least heteroflexible) men. Or they could be bi. Whatever. Not that they aren't homosexual acts, but the men aren't necessarily sexually attracted to men -- just to humiliation or submission.
 
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Maybe Cruz was referring to washing floors. You know, good, honest work.
Did you check with Melissa Harris-Perry first before using that term?
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Why can't he mean giving it to his wife doggie style? Sometimes it's good to get that extra leverage that a hard floor gives versus a cushy mattress. Sure it can be hard on the knees, but he's not that old.

EDIT: Upon further review, there is not even a floor qualifier, he can be kneeling on his cushy bed too.
 
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Why can't he mean giving it to his wife doggie style? Sometimes it's good to get that extra leverage that a hard floor gives versus a cushy mattress. Sure it can be hard on the knees, but he's not that old.

EDIT: Upon further review, there is not even a floor qualifier, he can be kneeling on his cushy bed too.
That's disgusting. The missionary position is what God intended.
 
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Any president who doesn't begin every day on his knees isn't fit to be commander in chief of this nation.
He thinks presidents should start every day by giving a blow job?

Ok....
Um, he was dumb enough to say that? Sure he mentioned prayer or something too. That'd still be dumb but…
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It's good we have Drew to point out everyone's hypocrisy. What would we do without Drew?
 
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cruz wrote:
Any president who doesn't begin every day on his knees isn't fit to be commander in chief of this nation.
He thinks presidents should start every day by giving a blow job?

Ok....
Um, he was dumb enough to say that? Sure he mentioned prayer or something too. That'd still be dumb but…
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cruz wrote:
Any president who doesn't begin every day on his knees isn't fit to be commander in chief of this nation.
He thinks presidents should start every day by giving a blow job?

Ok....
Um, he was dumb enough to say that? Sure he mentioned prayer or something too. That'd still be dumb but…
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Yeah, maybe not really making your point.
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jmilum wrote:
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And why did you erase my comma?
I didn't know I did.
Not upset about it. Just curious.
 
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