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You look lovely.
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That's about as sexy as a road-traffic accident.
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We're all waiting for that big break that catapults us to fame and fortune.

Unfortunately, we still have to eat until that day arrives.
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I had a brief run as a cover model for the Ontario Teachers' Pension monthly magazine. As far as I know, I'm the only two-time cover model.

I showed my current students one of the photos online. It dates back to about 8 or 9 years ago.

Here were the comments:

"You look...thinner..."
"That's not you."
"Why did you have so much hair?"
"I hope you got paid for this."
"Oh my god, I'm totally showing my mom and dad."
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AdrianPHague wrote:
That's about as sexy as a road-traffic accident.
Well, it is effective in one way, you want her to take it off as quickly as possible.
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How to tell if your dream of being a supermodel is not working out
One surefire way to know your supermodel career is not working out is if you find yourself on BGG for any reason.
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AdrianPHague wrote:
That's about as sexy as a road-traffic accident.
Hang on, do you mean that in the J. G. Ballard sense?

My career as a supermodel ended because I got to the age where I couldn't be bothered to keep on waxing my bikini line.
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