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James D. Williams
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You are here because your parents engaged in filthy nasty erotic messy sinful sexual fornication, engaging in their lusts, lacking in self control and throwing caution to the winds in order to satisfy their selfish unspeakable carnal desires...
And then, some of you presume to act like you are something, and not just a legally-non-bastard ejecta gestated just like a common dog or cow.
The Anthropocene! Ye Gods!
OH, you carbon-based bags of water! Where do you get such conceit?
Where is your humility, your abject obeisance to the despicable nature of your origins?
Dirty, sweaty, writhing sexual congress is your beginning, you mewling babes grown large!
You're still just squalling feces-machines that can "change" their own diapers!
Disgusting, abhorrent, hormone-induced genetic admixtures, like slime, cascading into a dark black mephitic pool of mutual corruption!
And now, you pretend to reason! Filthy, nasty, dirty, SEX!
Pretenders to the Throne of Apex Species. Ha!
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Paging Dr. Ruth....
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I got here in a Yugo. There's no sex in a Yugo.
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GameCrossing wrote:
I got here in a Yugo. There's no sex in a Yugo.


You are ubering in Yugo? Shit, man, I'm sorry.
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she2 wrote:
GameCrossing wrote:
I got here in a Yugo. There's no sex in a Yugo.


You are ubering in Yugo? Shit, man, I'm sorry.


A guy can't just drop in a one-liner, can he?
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GameCrossing wrote:
she2 wrote:
GameCrossing wrote:
I got here in a Yugo. There's no sex in a Yugo.


You are ubering in Yugo? Shit, man, I'm sorry.


A guy can't just drop in a one-liner, can he?


Was that a rhetorical question?
 
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actually my mom told me an angel impregnated her (while she was a virgin too)
 
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single sentences wrote:
actually my mom told me an angel impregnated her (while she was a virgin too)


Jesus Christ!
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Fuck you and the sex you rode in on.
 
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she2 wrote:
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actually my mom told me an angel impregnated her (while she was a virgin too)


Jesus Christ!


This is me, acknowledging this without condoning it with a thumb.
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ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ/ πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν./...
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μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος/ οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί᾽ Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε᾽ ἔθηκε,/...
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1. Actually I'm one of the pod-people.

2. What's wrong with sex?

Were you born on the wrong side of the blanket and have resultant guilt issues? That wouldn't be your fault and while it's not particularly nice there are plenty of worse things in the world.

Then again maybe you're fighting against the love that dare not speak its name? Come out of that closet!

I know. It's that thing you have for barn-yard and herd animals. Look, from an animal welfare POV, you do need to get help for that. The animals can't consent to what you're doing and you might hurt them. Still help is available.
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George Brinton wrote:
You are here because your parents engaged in filthy nasty erotic messy sinful sexual fornication, engaging in their lusts, lacking in self control and throwing caution to the winds in order to satisfy their selfish unspeakable carnal desires...
And then, some of you presume to act like you are something, and not just a legally-non-bastard ejecta gestated just like a common dog or cow.
The Anthropocene! Ye Gods!
OH, you carbon-based bags of water! Where do you get such conceit?
Where is your humility, your abject obeisance to the despicable nature of your origins?
Dirty, sweaty, writhing sexual congress is your beginning, you mewling babes grown large!
You're still just squalling feces-machines that can "change" their own diapers!
Disgusting, abhorrent, hormone-induced genetic admixtures, like slime, cascading into a dark black mephitic pool of mutual corruption!
And now, you pretend to reason! Filthy, nasty, dirty, SEX!
Pretenders to the Throne of Apex Species. Ha!
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I was found under a gooseberry bush.
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Not fornication.
Not sinful
Definitely not unspeakable

Can't say if it was filthy or lacking in self control. (not going to ask either)

Apex species has nothing to do with merit; just success.
I think the evidence is strong that we are the apex species.

Otherwise pretty spot on it seems.





 
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