"This is a really weird game, and you’ll find that most people will not want to play this."
I am reminded of the famous Simpsons sketch, "Football in the groin."
Thursday's game between the Edmonton Oilers and Dallas Stars had a really scary moment, where Oilers player Matt Hendricks inadvertently blocked a Stars slapshot with his crotch. He was taken to the locker room shortly after.
As nasty as that scene looked, thankfully he's OK, thanks to his trusty cup:
Show me something that beats a natural 20 and I'll show you hateful lies.
We've taken care of everything...
Damn, that is brutal. I almost got bagged by a slapshot once (in my teens)... I went down and was sliding as the shot happened. Literally 2" below the 'sensitive area' it got my inner thigh and fortunately did not stay the course. There was much rejoicing.