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fightcitymayor
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I am reminded of the famous Simpsons sketch, "Football in the groin."

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Thursday's game between the Edmonton Oilers and Dallas Stars had a really scary moment, where Oilers player Matt Hendricks inadvertently blocked a Stars slapshot with his crotch. He was taken to the locker room shortly after.

As nasty as that scene looked, thankfully he's OK, thanks to his trusty cup:


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Josh Jennings
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I bet he's got one hell of a bruise where the cup pressed against his groin.
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I think I threw up a little gulp
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my want to not play hockey just shot through the roof as fast as that puck must have been going
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Man, that hurt my dick a little.
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I'm officially never playing hockey.
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MWChapel wrote:
Man, that hurt my dick a little.
I have one of those too.
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fightcitymayor wrote:

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Um...that's not bacon!
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I remember Martin Brodeur being asked about shooters, and he told a story about taking a slapper from Stephane Richer right in the cup. In warmups.

Marty said he fell down, got up, threw up, then fell down again. Once he got off the ice and got the medical staff to check things out, they noticed the shot had pretty much shattered the cup.
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J.L.Robert wrote:
fightcitymayor wrote:

Invalid tweet.


Um...that's not bacon!
NO, but it is very close to sausage.
 
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G Strobel
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I think I'm having sympathy pains.soblue
 
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but football in the groin had a football in the groin
 
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Damn, that is brutal. I almost got bagged by a slapshot once (in my teens)... I went down and was sliding as the shot happened. Literally 2" below the 'sensitive area' it got my inner thigh and fortunately did not stay the course. There was much rejoicing.
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Rugged Pixels wrote:
I think I threw up a little gulp


I think I dibs-ed a little... ninja
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