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Hi there, wanted to share a few funny and gamebreaking moments with you, possible Spoilers ahead!

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So there was once a settlement, our first to be precise, which made the mistake of taking survival of the fittest. We actually never lost a single survivor during battle, solely to awesome dice rolls and incredible resource luck. But still into the year of the armored strangers we only have 4-5 survivors left due to botched childbirth attempts. Nevertheless this story is about Würger (trans. "Strangler") and Mareike. Both survived endless Battles, from the very beginning of the settlement. Würger was probably the most useless character i ever encountered. Having absolutly no luck with hit roles and getting Aichmophobia early on his presence in battle was more troll than useful. But he had the Orator of Death fighting Art, which was fun considering the party had this guy with them, whose ramblings slowly drove each hunter insane...if not his terrible terrible unarmed fighting attempts. Mareike on the other side was the most ridiculously overpowered Champ ever. She was armed with a deadly pair of katars and a full Lion Set and again, due to incredible luck, +4 permanent bonus Strength and other bonuses (Speed, Accuracy). I guess 90% of all wounds were on her account.

Once a Survivor told this weird story about a dream of his, where Würger would chase another Survivor through the settlement, trying to strangle them, only to realize afterwards that there was no other survivor, and it was no dream... so basically it was him strangling himself. Those are the great stories the Settlers told to the many (awesome) children of Würger, all of whom he outlasted

Once he himself had this dream, an account of his experience in an antelopes rectum, which he told to his fellow Survivors. In this dream he fought for his dear life and barely getting out of that intestinal hell (thanks to Mareike), getting shat out by the monster. Alas he thought himself safe again, when the antelope anus transformed into a powerful suction device, which would force him back inside...thankfully that moment he awakened. (God i love Weird Dream!)

Of course this was not the final account of Würgers Adventures, no, he has the ability to get even weirder, as there once was a mist encompassing the settlement, frightening its dwellers if not for the mighty nutjob, who knew exactly what to do! Getting all soaked up in his own Urine he dispersed the evil mist, saving the settlement, much to the dismay of all

Before i get to the final story, a small anecdote of the amazonian Mereike. On her greatest hunt, her incredible luck led her to finding the colorful rainbow droppings of a phoenix. That was a great moment for all of us, because she had this one and only flaw, her Binge Eating Disorder, therefore she was not able to restrain herself and thrown her face inside that "tasty" meal and eat the whole pile of shiny crap. Now if you are an expert in Phoenix-o-logy you know this may very well lead to death. But not for savage Mareike, she survived the ordeal and emerged even stronger than before.

Now for the final story of my beloved Würger, the party had a vote for the settlements most popular and the most despised Survivor, both reenacting the last hunt. Choice fell to Mareike and Würger of course. As his most loathsome memory, the play's "Monster" accidentally (!?) murdered our hero warrioress, concluding in my fist & tooth specialist to learn the Monster Claw fighting Art...oh this irony

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For all of you with imaginative power, i encountered a gamebreaking situation on a solo campaign with the prologue lion. It went not so good for me when i allready lost a founding stone and two survivors to the monster, when i hit the last ai card, i think it was "Chomp", not so sure tho. So my last torn up survivors on the brink of death stand before this merciless and JAWLESS predator, trying to bite them to death, but he just vomits all over himself. And he does it over and over and over and over....so the two are bursting into mad laughter watching this beast defiling itself again and again. End of story the two people just kept camping beside the lion for a long, long time. All he would do for hours and hours was hurling a sheer endless supply of his stomachs contents and blood. Needless to say after thoroughly exploiting the game rules i released the monster, but not before i filled out their insanity box with an infinity symbol



Good Day to You, please add your stories!!
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Michael Purser
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Our dear Lucifer, on the first turn of a lion showdown, ran up behind the beast, got a perfect hit, landed a crit on the monster's throat, and rolled a lantern on the effects table. Three lanterns in a row, and an instant demise for the beast.

He reached up a lion's backside so far he crushed its windpipe on the first action of the fight. That was easy...
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Great tales Thomas!
In a recent session our survivors were being slowly mulched by a screaming antelope until it swallowed one of us whole and chewed his limbs off, but he was then able to fight his way out of its insides and burst out of its body in a red shower of gore, inflicting the final wound and killing the beast as he did so. In what other game can you do that??
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Well there is this Game Trilogy, Alien vs Predator, where you would actually eat yourself out of your human host xD
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amoebius88 wrote:
Well there is this Game Trilogy, Alien vs Predator, where you would actually eat yourself out of your human host xD


Does the human host's stomach chew your limbs off whilst sliding around the place on its teeth?
 
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Im certain it does not. Kingdom Death is great! laugh
 
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So i got a new one, achieved just yesterday. One of those few moments where i actually party and cheer with my outside voice!

This settlement i allready got five (5!) Saviors, dont know how i did that, usually the dice dont like me (and of course thanks to "protect the young"). Well i lost one but still got some to go. For example red savior with two age's and one more hunt before fading out of existence. So a quick jump back in time: I draw "Skull Eater" Settlement Event and ... [1 Endeavor: playing drums, *drums*] ... he is eating skulls and gets addicted, poor guy. So i did not know Murder yet, but heard about it and feared it. So next year he is inevitably in the event. With a quick lookup in the official FAQ he is indeed not killing himself (most XP, most Insanity), but i get to chose wether he is the culprit or victim. So i check the rest of my Settlement and there is this one useless breeder, with Fear of the Dark (cannot hunt), who actually has most xp after the red savior. "Nice! Getting rid of that guy" i think, so i check the rest: Ok Society Principle Accept Darkness, i role a high number... Storytime:

The inhabitants of "Adventure World" were shocked when they reached the crimescene. The horrible sight would burn itself in their memories forever. It was their Hero, the child of prophecy, slayer of Lions and of the Butcher, Metau, as he was huddled over a mangled corpse. You could see the panic in his eyes, getting caught like he was. Still he could not stop eating the juicy marrow of his fellow survivor, his hunger was overpowering his will like a Monster would a child. Nobody could decipher the identity of the headless body, but after a quick headcount the women gave a sigh of relieve. Nobody was really sad that Holm, an elder of the settlement, too afraid to hunt, too horny to stop shagging each and every female of the group (because of his incredible Matchmaking skill, hohoho), was dead. Not even his many offspring, two twin pairs and two special children, born with similar gifts as was Metau, had much pity to spare. Everybody knew what to do, the laws of the settlement explicitly said they had to execu... *sound of foreboding falling dice can be heard in the distance* PROMOTE Metau to be the unrivaled Boss of the Settlement! As we was finishing up his meal they would stand in awe. After that they raised him above their shoulders and carried him to a quickly and crudly built throne, where he would reside till the end of his given lifetime...

So he actually gets three (3!) Hunt XP, one before he retires/disappears, making him a lucky elder, gives him another age-strength and also i get to give him 3 Disorders and 3 Fighting Arts OF MY CHOICE. Just..wow... So he sits there and waits to be thrown into his final fight with...i dont know, maybe the kings man; immortal, quixotic, rageaholic, ambidextrous, though and ... the last i cant remember (so many goodies!), 5 Strength, 1 Evasion, 1 Accuracy, 19 Insanity, no negative but Marrow Hunger (should murder or skull eater come again) What an incredible badass!
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