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Subject: American Exceptionalism!! The sex doll factory rss

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J.D. Hall
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For those of you tired of religion and politics, here's a bit of (fake) sex for ya:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/18/living/cnnphotos-sex-dolls/?ii...

Make sure you flip through the slideshow accompanying this article. It is disappointingly PG-13 regardless of CNN's "warning." Saw these on an HBO episode of "Real Sex" one time. My wife was somewhat interested by the different, uhm, LEVELS of equipment that could be used on the male dolls. I think she is still disappointed I can't do that with mine....
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I remember seeing that. What struck me was the guy who only had a relationship with his doll. He seemed pretty sad.
 
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I've thought about getting one and putting it in my window. Don't think I'm ready for an elf though or Navi.
 
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I'd never be able to decide on which nipples to get.


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Donald wrote:
I'd never be able to decide on which nipples to get.



I know what you mean! I like the nipple on XXL, but prefer the areolae on either Big Mama or Texas... but then Half Dome also looks very nice.


Maybe they could be interchanged?
 
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Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Sandra Bullock?

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I wish they made a version that had warm skin, quivering lips, and realistic eye contact while it told you it never really loved you because even though it was animatronic, you're still unlovable.
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Is masturbation not sex then?
 
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jmilum wrote:
Donald wrote:
I'd never be able to decide on which nipples to get.

I know what you mean! I like the nipple on XXL, but prefer the areolae on either Big Mama or Texas... but then Half Dome also looks very nice.


Maybe they could be interchanged?

WTF!? Order one with four pairs of nipples. This is America.
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Bloke goes into a sex shop and buys a doll. Next day, he returns to the shop, complaining that the guy behind the counter sold him the wrong gender.

"You've got it inside out, you idiot." replied the salesman.

A month later, the guy returns to the shop, complaining that every time he uses his doll, the nose runs.

"You're supposed to empty it every now and then" replied the salesman.
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remorseless1 wrote:
For those of you tired of religion and politics, here's a bit of (fake) sex for ya:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/18/living/cnnphotos-sex-dolls/?ii...

Make sure you flip through the slideshow accompanying this article. It is disappointingly PG-13 regardless of CNN's "warning." Saw these on an HBO episode of "Real Sex" one time. My wife was somewhat interested by the different, uhm, LEVELS of equipment that could be used on the male dolls. I think she is still disappointed I can't do that with mine....



Huh.....takes all kinds I reckon.

Odin bless America!



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mlcarter815 wrote:
Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Sandra Bullock?


More like Hallie Berry to me, but I can see where, ahem, you're coming from....
 
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Purple rose...ooh errr
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Is masturbation not sex then?
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love. (Woody Allen)
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Again, the beta model:

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Terwox wrote:
I wish they made a version that had warm skin, quivering lips, and realistic eye contact while it told you it never really loved you because even though it was animatronic, you're still unlovable.
'moi' had 'heard' once of an Android which 'knewe' some 'electric'sheep that would "bleat" about: "it's not so ba-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ad!" robot
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mlcarter815 wrote:
Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Sandra Bullock?

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Why would sex be relevant to the Religion, Science and Politics board?
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