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Arthur Adams
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I'll be playing my first game of this in about an hour. I've asked to play the Papacy, and promised bulk discounts on indulgences. Then I came up with this. Imagine it spoken in the extremely rapid fire delivery of a radio ad for a less-than-reputable used car lot.

Have you committed all seven deadly sins, violated all ten commandments? Then come on down to Crazy Clement VII's House of Forgiveness, conveniently located in the heart of Rome! We're dealin' like there's noooooooo tomorrow, because, based on a new interpretation of prophecy, there may not BE a tomorrow!

Wednesday is lady's day! Priority service to the wives of adulterers!

Remember, Crazy Clement VII's House of Forgiveness! We'll indulge any reasonable offer! Hurry on in, these deals are only gonna last till my boss gets back in town!

Don't protest ant visit our competition! They're so overpriced, you'll spend your food money and be forced to eat a diet of worms! That's Crazy Clement VII's House of Forgiveness, located at 95 Theses Street, right across the street from Luther's One Hour Martinizing.
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I think you pretty much summarized one of the main reasons for Luther's 95 Theses.
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Luther objected to atrocious puns?


Luther's one hour Martinizing. Truly, I have zero shame...
 
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