All my sins are of omission
Snob of the People
your only loophole in this situation (as far as I can tell) is "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You".
Or to pray that your opponent plays one of the cards that forces you to randomly discard a card, and amazingly the scoring card is selected. Or, if you are the Soviets, you could headline the scoring card and pray that the US headlines Defectors.