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Subject: Pulp Fiction -- Fenway Park edition (Foul Language) rss

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Brian Bankler
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Big Papi -- "I want you to go over there and get my bat."
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So, it turns out that David Ortiz hit a ball so hard it bent one of the (steel) wires in the mesh of Pesky's Pole and got stuck.

There's a picture at Mashable

Then Ortiz went full Samuel L. Jackson:

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"You're only going to see a bad (expletive) like me doing that," Ortiz said later, while leaving the field, per MassLive.com.

"You have to hit the (expletive) out of the ball for that (expletive) to happen."
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Steroids (okay, allegedly only, but still) will do that for you.
 
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futhee wrote:
Steroids (okay, allegedly only, but still) will do that for you.


Love Big Papi but no way he isn't roiding
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Mandatory they leave the ball in place, or barring that, the metal should not be straightened.
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riddlen wrote:
futhee wrote:
Steroids (okay, allegedly only, but still) will do that for you.


Love Big Papi but no way he isn't roiding


He was named in the report long ago before they officially started suspending juicers. I guess if you're going to juice, you might as well do it right and be successful.
 
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riddlen wrote:
futhee wrote:
Steroids (okay, allegedly only, but still) will do that for you.


Love Big Papi but no way he isn't roiding


I don't know - I mean, obviously I'm biased. But he's NEVER tested positive, and if he has the public never heard about it. I'd like to see the list of most tested players in baseball. I'm sure he's near if not at the top.
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futhee wrote:
riddlen wrote:
futhee wrote:
Steroids (okay, allegedly only, but still) will do that for you.


Love Big Papi but no way he isn't roiding


He was named in the report long ago before they officially started suspending juicers. I guess if you're going to juice, you might as well do it right and be successful.


That report had a number of issues, like fingering more players than tests actually given. Because it still(!) hasn't been released, Ortiz has no way to defend himself.

There are so many supplements out there to help you bulk up, and what is legal keeps shifting. Many athletes have taken something that was legal then but isn't legal now. Staying legal and not getting labeled as using steroids is more about having an awesome nutritionist than ethical behavior. You don't get Big Papi big just by eating your Wheaties.
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Yeah, they just need to leave the ball there. That's Emm Effin Awesome!
 
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