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Though the helmets were a proven success, ultimately, plans for the Submarine Typists Corps foundered when stay-dry paper proved beyond the Pentagon's ability to develop.
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wifwendell wrote:
Though the helmets were a proven success, ultimately, plans for the Submarine Typists Corps foundered when stay-dry paper proved beyond the Pentagon's ability to develop.


Porosity issues? Tell me about it...
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Before autocorrect, the DoD tried several programs to improve spelling in their reports. Of special note was the Milgram project.
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Re: Create-A-Caption Contest (July 28, 2016) - "Ridiculously small amounts of GG to be won!
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Corporal Leadbetter knew better than to ask why he would be typing out the mess-hall lunch menu during WW3 in the first place...

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