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The Honorable Mayor McCheese
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More important than any books you may have abandoned, tell everyone about any burritos you've abandoned. Was it a soggy tortilla? Shoddy ingredients? The cook had a raging case of hepatitis A?
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I... I don't understand.
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tickmanfan wrote:
I... I don't understand.


Come back to me when you get one with a moldy tortilla.
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I... I don't understand. How do tortillas last long enough to get moldy?
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I'm reporting this thread as offensive.
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tickmanfan wrote:
I... I don't understand. How do tortillas last long enough to get moldy?


Blame Taco Bell.
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Sorrellbo wrote:
burritos you've abandoned


YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
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Do you guys remember Sorrellbo? He was pretty cool, but then he said something wrong about burritos and his cheesy head exploded.
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jeffwiles wrote:


Do you guys remember Sorrellbo? He was pretty cool, but then he said something wrong about burritos and his cheesy head exploded.


I think the Hamburglar kidnapped him.
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jeffwiles wrote:
...but then he said something wrong about burritos and his cheesy head exploded.

I'd wrap that in a tortilla!
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tickmanfan wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:
...but then he said something wrong about burritos and his cheesy head exploded.

I'd wrap that in a tortilla!

"Cheese is a kind of meat. A tasty yellow beef."

You sure you want that on a tortilla? That might be a burrito to throw out...

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amwiles wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:
...but then he said something wrong about burritos and his cheesy head exploded.

I'd wrap that in a tortilla!

"Cheese is a kind of meat. A tasty yellow beef."

You sure you want that on a tortilla? That might be a burrito to throw out...

Jeff, I think Amy is sick. You better go check on her.
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tickmanfan wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:
...but then he said something wrong about burritos and his cheesy head exploded.

I'd wrap that in a tortilla!


In this case, though, it's headcheese.

*rimshot*
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tickmanfan wrote:
amwiles wrote:
tickmanfan wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:
...but then he said something wrong about burritos and his cheesy head exploded.

I'd wrap that in a tortilla!

"Cheese is a kind of meat. A tasty yellow beef."

You sure you want that on a tortilla? That might be a burrito to throw out...

Jeff, I think Amy is sick. You better go check on her.


She's clearly delusional. Must be hunger...
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I'm tempted to ask my wife if she's ever known me to "abandon" a meal, but I'm not sure the laughter would be good for my ego.
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I go to Freebirds regularly and I never get burritos... only salads. devil I save those carbs for the chocolate chip cookie.
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hamzy wrote:
I go to Freebirds regularly and I never get burritos... only salads. devil I save those carbs for the chocolate chip cookie.
How do you pick up the salad?
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I like to make myself a 3 egg burrito. Once I was convinced I'd eaten some shell. I don't think it was. I think it was black pepper. But my mind plays tricks. I left about half of it. What a waste.

I dont pepper my egg burrito nowadays. Instead I have a reservoir of habenero sauce to dip in.

Oh yes. I'm so proud of this anecdote.
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To date, I have not abandon a burrito. Be those ones served by taco bell, in a hospital, a military base/ outpost, school cafeteria, or even from a food truck. But I have not had a moldy burrito nor have I had knowledge of a cook having Hep. A that prepared said burritos.

For those who have, may your future burritos always be fresh, pathogen free, and tasty.



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I knew it, I entered some sort of time warp.

Damn.
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Not mine, but this thread made me think of this story:

https://medium.com/@luckyshirt/dear-guy-who-just-made-my-bur...

Yet I don't even think HE outright abandoned the burrito, despite the atrocity it was.
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