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Remember, if you think your job sucks there's somebody out there who's job it is to test dog sperm:


https://www.newscientist.com/article/2100408-dog-sperm-quali...



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This is good new to control the pet population. I wonder if they can do this to Mt Dew and Doritos.
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jeremycobert wrote:
This is good new to control the pet population. I wonder if they can do this to Mt Dew and Doritos.
What do you think they use for ingredients?
 
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Ferretman wrote:
Remember, if you think your job sucks there's somebody out there who's job it is to test dog sperm:


https://www.newscientist.com/article/2100408-dog-sperm-quali...



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Test it? What about the minimum-wage schlub who has to COLLECT it?
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remorseless1 wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
Remember, if you think your job sucks there's somebody out there who's job it is to test dog sperm:


https://www.newscientist.com/article/2100408-dog-sperm-quali...



Ferret

Test it? What about the minimum-wage schlub who has to COLLECT it?


I kinda figured that was the same guy, but it could be a second one....


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Ferretman wrote:
remorseless1 wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
Remember, if you think your job sucks there's somebody out there who's job it is to test dog sperm:


https://www.newscientist.com/article/2100408-dog-sperm-quali...



Ferret

Test it? What about the minimum-wage schlub who has to COLLECT it?


I kinda figured that was the same guy, but it could be a second one....


Ferret

C'mon, if you go to college, get your undergrad and then go on for a doctorate, you think you'd still want to whack off a dog into a cup?
 
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Sperm collecting isn't that uncommon of a job.

Anyone ever work on a ranch?

Let's just say cleaning up manure is definitely not the worst (or dirtiest) job there is...
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remorseless1 wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
remorseless1 wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
Remember, if you think your job sucks there's somebody out there who's job it is to test dog sperm:


https://www.newscientist.com/article/2100408-dog-sperm-quali...



Ferret

Test it? What about the minimum-wage schlub who has to COLLECT it?


I kinda figured that was the same guy, but it could be a second one....


Ferret

C'mon, if you go to college, get your undergrad and then go on for a doctorate, you think you'd still want to whack off a dog into a cup?



Very much the entry-level vet position...


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Ferretman wrote:
remorseless1 wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
remorseless1 wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
Remember, if you think your job sucks there's somebody out there who's job it is to test dog sperm:


https://www.newscientist.com/article/2100408-dog-sperm-quali...



Ferret

Test it? What about the minimum-wage schlub who has to COLLECT it?


I kinda figured that was the same guy, but it could be a second one....


Ferret

C'mon, if you go to college, get your undergrad and then go on for a doctorate, you think you'd still want to whack off a dog into a cup?



Very much the entry-level vet position...


Ferret

I'd hate to see the job requirements for the person underneath the sperm catcher.
 
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BimmyJim wrote:
Sperm collecting isn't that uncommon of a job.

Anyone ever work on a ranch?

Let's just say cleaning up manure is definitely not the worst (or dirtiest) job there is...

You mean like helping a heifer deliver when her calf is stuck? Yeah, been there. Ugh.
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Your job could be testing urine or stool samples.
 
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