I was not that surprised to find my "review" of RtL rejected, but as I like to laugh at my own jokes I'll post it here instead
One rainy morning this summer
"Time to get up son!", says I.
"What weather is it?", groans my son sleepliy.
"It rains, we have to skip the beach today", I reply.
"Whoohoo! Can we play Descent?", cheers my otherwise bath-crazy son.
Another rainy day this summer
"Its pouring down.. You might as well watch a movie or something..", says I.
"Yay, I'll go watch the GoT season 6 finale!", cheers my daughter.
"Sweet! Descent?" cheers my son.