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Sorry for the shitty pun in the headline:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/08/18/wisconsin-farmer-16-cow...

My grandmother had a dairy farm -- 40+ cows on a 100-acre spread. I can attest to the amount of manure those things can put out.
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I was over my Uncle's the other day and we were talking outside when the farmer across the street started spraying manure on the fields. It stunk so bad then I started tasting it my mouth and I realized microscopic particles were probably carried by the wind and I was covered in manure. Fuck, I hate where I live.
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Tipped for the poopy pun!
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galad2003 wrote:
Fuck, I hate where I live.

Technically, it sounds like you hate where your uncle lives.
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"Worlds a Fart, sadness over a ranchers death butt apathy over the death of 16 cows."
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kuhrusty wrote:
galad2003 wrote:
Fuck, I hate where I live.

Technically, it sounds like you hate where your uncle lives.


I live in the same town, it's all like this.
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Confined spaces are potentially deadly. Just sayin'.
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That's a shame. At least in the following accident no one was killed.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKJ7eYYm5U

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galad2003 wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
Technically, it sounds like you hate where your uncle lives.

I live in the same town, it's all like this.

Could be worse; you could live in a tent in the farmer's field. With a missing rain fly, and the door doesn't zip all the way closed. But at least it opens all the way, so that you can let the effluent pour out once it gets more than a few inches deep.
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kuhrusty wrote:
Could be worse; you could live in a tent in the farmer's field. With a missing rain fly, and the door doesn't zip all the way closed. But at least it opens all the way, so that you can let the effluent pour out once it gets more than a few inches deep.
I haven't checked into Chit-Chat lately, has your separation gotten this bad?
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just goes to show when you are up to your neck in shit keep digging.
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TheChin! wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
Could be worse; you could live in a tent in the farmer's field. With a missing rain fly, and the door doesn't zip all the way closed. But at least it opens all the way, so that you can let the effluent pour out once it gets more than a few inches deep.
I haven't checked into Chit-Chat lately, has your separation gotten this bad?


Oh, is this in reference to Kuhrust's divorce/separation? If so....dude...I got taken through the ringer. Someone since everything has been finalized and my child support is this ridiculous amount of money I can't afford...well I may be in a tent soon enough. Somehow the last 6 months I have managed to pay it, my rent and my car died so I had to buy a new car. I did get a new job and a raise though but still, money coming in does not equal the money going out. Not sure how long I can keep this juggling act up.

So I feel your pain. Wish I could offer some hopeful advice but I'm not there myself that I can offer hope to another. All I can say is, that as someone who has been fucked over, that I will always offer my couch to another dude going through divorce for 1 week, rent free. It's not much but more than anyone offered me. Hope it gets better.
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This isn't an uncommon occurrence. A lot of farmers have been killed from this. Hydrogen sulfide acts as a nerve gas. In low concentrations it smells like rotten eggs but at 100ppm it paralyzes your olfactory senses making it seem odorless and at 1000ppm it paralyzes your respiratory system. Entire families have been killed in manure pits because one person passes out and the others go in to try to save them.
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galad2003 wrote:
Oh, is this in reference to Kuhrust's

No, no, I was just riffing on the idea that the whole town is coated in a mist of liquid feces; seems like right under the sprayer would be even worse.

Your situation sounds a lot rougher than mine, even if you don't count the fecal mist. Materially I gave up a lot without a fight, but not being torn down every day is worth it.

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but at 100ppm it paralyzes your olfactory senses making it seem odorless

So there's a sweet spot for hydrogen sulfide exposure; that's good to know.
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