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For a change of pace in your RSP perusal, consider this newly released world map depicting the average length of erect penises around the globe. How does your country measure up?


"The African countries in red have the largest manhoods while erect, while orange comes second, yellow is in middle, light green is [smaller] and green is the smallest.

Western African countries like Ghana, the Congo and Gabon grab the top spot, with their averages in excess of 16 centimetres.

Asian countries like India, Thailand and South Korea don’t measure up as well as they’re situated at the bottom of the charts, with average sizes between 9.3 centimetres (3.6 inches) and 10.5 centimetres (4.1 inches).

Australia comes just behind Africa as the average size there is greater than 14.7 centimetres (5.8 inches) and Mexico, Norway, Italy and Sweden are in the same category.

The UK, US, Germany and France are situated in the middle of the pact of the pack with the average size ranging between 12.9 (5 inches) and 14.7 centimetres (5.8 inches).

And Japan, Indonesia, Russia and Brazil are just above the Asian countries, with typical sizes measuring between 10.5 (4.1 inches) and 12.9 (5 inches) centimetres."


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I do remember hearing that India needed to start selling smaller condom sizes to accommodate the average Indian penis.

I like to call it the most embarrassing public health issue ever.
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I think penis length is a proxy for how much control the woman has over who she has procreative sex with so this is literally the sins of the father being visited on their descendants. (vague memories that certain species of gorilla have this issue).

Australia seems like an odd duck- longer average than the country than it its settlers came from?

17.9 == 7 inches. Seems kinda small. Wonder if they truncated the data.


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maxo-texas wrote:
Australia seems like an odd duck- longer average than the country than it its settlers came from?


They measure themselves a bit differently down under, They measure from the center of the anus to just past the tip.
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maxo-texas wrote:
I think penis length is a proxy for how much control the woman has over who she has procreative sex with so this is literally the sins of the father being visited on their descendants. (vague memories that certain species of gorilla have this issue).

Australia seems like an odd duck- longer average than the country than it its settlers came from?

17.9 == 7 inches. Seems kinda small. Wonder if they truncated the data.




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Hmmm, sketchy. How on earth (literally) are they controlling for measurements, sample "sizes" etc.

Are these self-reported, clinically taken measurements, or just the tabloid newspaper colouring countries based on speculation?

Clicked on a couple links, was sent to more garbagey tabloid like sites.

A fun study that confirms biases... and if self-reporting possibly the true story is Australian men are more prone to exaggeration! Or the Aboriginals pack enough of a punch to pull the average up.


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Kind of funny that the Northern European countries that look like a hanging phallus symbol are indeed orange in color. As is Italy, the place of my ancestor's birth, thus confirming what I've known all along. And apparently they didn't gather any data from Canadians. Either that, or Canadian men have no penises. Not sure which.
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jonb wrote:
Kind of funny that the Northern European countries that look like a hanging phallus symbol are indeed orange in color. As is Italy, the place of my ancestor's birth, thus confirming what I've known all along. And apparently they didn't gather any data from Canadians. Either that, or Canadian men have no penises. Not sure which.


Well, I question the study in general, as I can't remember the last time the doc spit in his/her hand and told me it's time to get that cock erect so we can measure it IAW strict cock measuring guidelines. But I dunno how your HMO works.

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von wildensee wrote:
jonb wrote:
Kind of funny that the Northern European countries that look like a hanging phallus symbol are indeed orange in color. As is Italy, the place of my ancestor's birth, thus confirming what I've known all along. And apparently they didn't gather any data from Canadians. Either that, or Canadian men have no penises. Not sure which.


Well, I question the study in general, as I can't remember the last time the doc spit in his/her hand and told me it's time to get that cock erect so we can measure it IAW strict cock measuring guidelines. But I dunno how your HMO works.



I don't put any stock in the map either. Funny fact, I used to go to a urologist whose name was Dr. Small. And there was a dentist in the next town over that was named Dr. Pulley.
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von wildensee wrote:

Hmmm, sketchy. How on earth (literally) are they controlling for measurements, sample "sizes" etc.

Are these self-reported, clinically taken measurements, or just the tabloid newspaper colouring countries based on speculation?

Clicked on a couple links, was sent to more garbagey tabloid like sites.

A fun study that confirms biases... and if self-reporting possibly the true story is Australian men are more prone to exaggeration! Or the Aboriginals pack enough of a punch to pull the average up.


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The u.s. would have a shorter average but Trump's huge penis brings up the average. Everyone knows that. Lotsa people say that.
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maxo-texas wrote:
The u.s. would have a shorter average but Trump's huge penis brings up the average. Everyone knows that. Lotsa people say that.


Thank you. Nice to hear my message is reaching the American people.
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maxo-texas wrote:
The u.s. would have a shorter average but Trump's huge penis brings up the average. Everyone knows that. Lotsa people say that.


Thank you. Nice to hear my message is reaching the American people.


Your welcome! Everybody knows Donald Trump is a huge prick. Lotsa people say it.
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maxo-texas wrote:
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The u.s. would have a shorter average but Trump's huge penis brings up the average. Everyone knows that. Lotsa people say that.


Thank you. Nice to hear my message is reaching the American people.


Your welcome! Everybody knows Donald Trump is a huge prick. Lotsa people say it.


Exactly! The Donald is 100% dick! It's huge!
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Apparently Canadians have an inverted penis.
 
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its another lie Americans should be #1 as some of them are the biggiest pricks in the world.
 
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maxo-texas wrote:
Australia seems like an odd duck- longer average than the country than it its settlers came from?

I was thinking the same thing about Mexico. Spain is yellow as is most of the Americas. If you trace back Native American migration from Asia you end up in lands of green. Is it a case of two negatives making a positive? Also, if humans evolved in Africa, is the mother continent disappointed with how her descendants turned out? Devo indeed.
 
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I guess you guys aren't compensating. No wonder women glow down there.
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maxo-texas wrote:
I think penis length is a proxy for how much control the woman has over who she has procreative sex with so this is literally the sins of the father being visited on their descendants. (vague memories that certain species of gorilla have this issue).

Interesting. I tried to google this subject but didn't get any good links. How does this work? (Asking for a friend.)
 
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maxo-texas wrote:
Australia seems like an odd duck- longer average than the country than it its settlers came from?


They measure themselves a bit differently down under, They measure from the center of the anus to just past the tip.


Oh! So that's what they were doing!
 
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One wonders HOW they obtained their data, don't know about you, but measuring my co*k size isn't exactly typical doctor protocol, and no doctor I ever went to measured it. And given the male ego reagrding size, if these are self reported, the map would likely be mildly exaggerated. But it's nice to be in beyond the red category



 
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I'm surprised that it hasn't been posted already.
 
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