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I actually DO normally avoid the InfoWars posts, but this was just too good not to relay:

http://www.infowars.com/special-report-alex-jones-asks-hilla...
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Ferretman wrote:
I actually DO normally avoid the InfoWars posts, but this was just too good not to relay:

http://www.infowars.com/special-report-alex-jones-asks-hilla...


He also asks the lizard men that live under the Denver airport to not kill him.
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Altair IV wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
I actually DO normally avoid the InfoWars posts, but this was just too good not to relay:

http://www.infowars.com/special-report-alex-jones-asks-hilla...


He also asks the lizard men that live under the Denver airport to not kill him.


He's a real human who likes to eat and breed, so yeah, lizard people feel threatened by him.

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Altair IV wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
I actually DO normally avoid the InfoWars posts, but this was just too good not to relay:

http://www.infowars.com/special-report-alex-jones-asks-hilla...


He also asks the lizard men that live under the Denver airport to not kill him.


I can't blame him...those buggers will drop you at the drop of a hat.

Almost as quick as being a Clinton critic.



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He should start acting like he doesn't want to disappear.
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Ferretman wrote:
Altair IV wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
I actually DO normally avoid the InfoWars posts, but this was just too good not to relay:

http://www.infowars.com/special-report-alex-jones-asks-hilla...


He also asks the lizard men that live under the Denver airport to not kill him.


I can't blame him...those buggers will drop you at the drop of a hat.

Almost as quick as being a Clinton critic.



Ferret


What people forget is that as a cold-blooded animal, their ability to travel is limited to a cool climate. And the Denver airport is in Kansas, so they really aren't close enough to do anything to anyone.
 
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I'm sure he has a safe room in his giant mansion here in Austin. Plus, Clinton doesn't kill %1'ers.
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Quite 'Shatner-esque'.
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Ferretman wrote:
I actually DO normally avoid the InfoWars posts, but this was just too good not to relay:

http://www.infowars.com/special-report-alex-jones-asks-hilla...


He'd need to achieve some form of relevance first.
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Rulesjd wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
I actually DO normally avoid the InfoWars posts, but this was just too good not to relay:

http://www.infowars.com/special-report-alex-jones-asks-hilla...


He'd need to achieve some form of relevance first.


Yeah, it's a little too easy to just wait a second for him to go sailing past actual scandals into made-up ones.
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rcbevco wrote:
Quite 'Shatner-esque'.
Was, it! SPACE: aLIens
 
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Not mine but I like it:

Anthony Weiner--living proof that Bill and Hillary don't have people killed.
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Meh. He should be frantically begging heart disease and hypertension not to kill him.
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Ferretman wrote:
Altair IV wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
I actually DO normally avoid the InfoWars posts, but this was just too good not to relay:

http://www.infowars.com/special-report-alex-jones-asks-hilla...


He also asks the lizard men that live under the Denver airport to not kill him.


I can't blame him...those buggers will drop you at the drop of a hat.

Almost as quick as being a Clinton critic.



Ferret


Best get off the internet and hide then.

For your own safety.
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He has nothing to worry about she won't

According to the more extreme right wingers she will just pay some one else to do it.
 
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myopia wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
Altair IV wrote:
Ferretman wrote:
I actually DO normally avoid the InfoWars posts, but this was just too good not to relay:

http://www.infowars.com/special-report-alex-jones-asks-hilla...


He also asks the lizard men that live under the Denver airport to not kill him.


I can't blame him...those buggers will drop you at the drop of a hat.

Almost as quick as being a Clinton critic.



Ferret


Best get off the internet and hide then.

For your own safety.


Nah...that just means Hillary/Bill can have you killed quietly.

Better to be in public and make a lot of noise -- haven't you watched any spy movie?



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I think he's smart to plea for his life. I sent the Clinton's several letters back in the 90's and asked them to please not kill me. I put a $20 in each letter for insurance. It worked. So far.
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DWTripp wrote:
I think he's smart to plea for his life. I sent the Clinton's several letters back in the 90's and asked them to please not kill me. I put a $20 in each letter for insurance. It worked. So far.


So. Far.



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DWTripp wrote:
I think he's smart to plea for his life. I sent the Clinton's several letters back in the 90's and asked them to please not kill me. I put a $20 in each letter for insurance. It worked. So far.

Are you left or right handed? The "cleaners" want to know because they fucked that one up with Foster.
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He has the pro wrestler voice down pat.
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DWTripp wrote:
I think he's smart to plea for his life. I sent the Clinton's several letters back in the 90's and asked them to please not kill me. I put a $20 in each letter for insurance. It worked. So far.
Hey, I will not kill you for A fiver, bargain.
 
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He must need some extra spending money... trying to churn his base to part with their limited funds.
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DWTripp wrote:
I think he's smart to plea for his life. I sent the Clinton's several letters back in the 90's and asked them to please not kill me. I put a $20 in each letter for insurance. It worked. So far.


Your insurnce cover has run out - please forward 2 million in a brown envelope (to adjust for trickle down economics and higher overheads due to crony captialism).

It would be unfortunate if you suffered an accident whilst not covered.
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Alex Jones, OMG. He's so completely out there I'm hoping that this is a well-paid act. I like to watch Paul Joseph Watson on YoutTube and I'm disappointed that he hooked up with Jones' InfoWars channel. Alex Jones is the posterboy for Right wingnut caricature and makes it not be a caricature.
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isaacc wrote:

Alex Jones, OMG. He's so completely out there I'm hoping that this is a well-paid act. I like to watch Paul Joseph Watson on YoutTube and I'm disappointed that he hooked up with Jones' InfoWars channel. Alex Jones is the posterboy for Right wingnut caricature and makes it not be a caricature.
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Sarah Palin was merely the first symptom.
Alex Jones is the full prion that's entered the Republican brain stem.
It's been leading up to this for a while now. It is, quite clearly, their party.

And apparently (as all evil in the entire universe is), it's all liberals' fault.

So if it weren't for the fact that Jones' idiot cultists have a nasty habit of going off meds and shooting up a Walmart or two, I'd tell him he's not being quite extreme enough.
 
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