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Paul DeStefano
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Cas is vegetarian and this is her first day of High School. I asked what she wanted for lunch. She said "Fruit and stuff".

I sent her in with a lunchbox that contained $5, some grapes, strawberries, blackberries, a few wedges of Colby Jack Cheese.

And a coconut.

This is the text conversation that it sparked off:

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"Pack your own lunch, or else you get another coconut."
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Neither is cheese, they are both "stuff".
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Perhaps, she should TRAIN 'Swallows' that 'transport' the 'Coconut'? It is much closer to School than some 'migratory route' as well! cool
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If she really wants fruit then send her a whole pineapple in her lunch tomorrow.
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Dwayne Hendrickson
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Several tomatoes would start an interesting conversation.
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and to send things REALLY over the top, text her a link to this thread....tomorrow
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Next level is to carefully cut open a coconut, clean it, add a hinge and latch, then give it to her to use as a lunchbox.

Either that, or find a rambutan.
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You should have said "That $5 bill wasn't a fruit either, but I don't hear you complaining about that!"
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so much win here. I must show this to da boy, so next time he says "I don't care" I can say "you've been warned..."
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How does she open it without breaking school weapons policies? Is a coconut itself a breach there?
 
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Tomorrow's lunch: Tomato, cucumber, jalapeno, avocado, olives (all technically are fruits)

Chances are she likes some of those...
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She's lucky it wasn't me. I would have taken a much greater license with the "and stuff" part.
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okiedokie wrote:
Several tomatoes would start an interesting conversation.


Tomorrow should be a bell pepper, tomato, zucchini, and cucumber salad. And cold pumpkin soup.
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High school is old enough for her to pack her own lunch.
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Send her some durian. That'll clear the room.
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Michael Berg
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I agree, tomorrow is most certainly pineapple day.
 
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It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. And we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.
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CasualSax wrote:
I agree, tomorrow is most certainly pineapple day.


Durian fruit the next day.

-DK
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David Kahnt
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It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. And we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.
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CasualSax wrote:
I agree, tomorrow is most certainly pineapple day.



oooooooo....

Stuffed pineapple!

-DK
 
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Purple mangosteen would be my choice for Thursday
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My son is 7. My GOD, I have a TON to look forward to. devil
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locusshifter wrote:
My son is 7. My GOD, I have a TON to look forward to. devil


Pre-teens and teens are SO much fun to pick on.

Get's me out of bed every morning.
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