I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
I can feel bits of my brain falling away like wet cake.
It should definitely be textured. It's hard to tell from just images on the screen, but blurry image and smooth stock are classic indicators of a cheap knockoff. Speaking to the stock, see the detail on this BGG image:
This was on quite a limited release, so it wouldn't be a shock to see a counterfeit. Unfortunately.