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"Harold always dreaded going to work when it was 'Cabbage and Beans Fiesta Day' in the cafeteria."
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Roger realised with mounting dismay that his boast to be able to ride while legless and three sheets to the wind had been taken literally by the Isle Of Man TT committee.


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"First it was pies, then it was a hornet's nest, then it was a huge pile of horse manure. I'm not falling for that crap again when they raise the sheet."
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Bob Welderman's rear-firing, mobile human cannon would ultimately revolutionize the circus industry.
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After all, gas can is my middle name. Eh, not really.
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Early in their career, "Q" used to go on missions with Bond to activate the gadgets himself.
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One last tour here on the Death Star and I can retire. What was that noise?!
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Roger wisely faced away from the sheet, because most people know that the color white enrages motorcycle enthusiasts!
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They were just sick and tired of being goosed by the other racers as they went by.
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The facial reconstruction surgery required after the first hard bump was an unforeseen drawback for the passenger.
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Time outs aren't just for children.
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Rene's rehearsal of his bullfighting technique would have been laughable if it wasn't so charming.
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Late in the war Hitler activated the 67th SS Motorcycle Battalion, the only unit capable of firing during a retreat.
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Dr momento wanted to prove his theory on a cure for motion sickness himself.
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The new airborne battalions mobile recon 360 view vehicle was being prepped for a mission with only the parachute needing attachment.
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The unveiling of the new Self service bike-taxi looked good on paper.
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The first GPS navigation system for motorcycles was not a success.
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Late for the Hogwarts Express, two Muggles, one a claustrophobic, deploy a portable Platform 9 3/4.
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Remember now, this is only to demonstrate proof-of-concept.
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The dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.
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An early experiment in Black & White compositing technology years before Chroma Key.
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The Rocko brothers setting out to answer the question...

"How do you know where you're going unless you see where you've been?"

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Jim Ransom
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This is the only look at me you will get. The first hint the bad guy gets that I am nearby will be the sound of the torpedo coming out of his baffles with high up-doppler.
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Before the Green Screen revolutionized computer generated special effects, the Dirty White Bedsheet proved to be a failure for the forgettable movie Born to be Weird.
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"Just get that sucka to the designated place at the designated time and I will gladly designate his ass...for dismemberment!" - Sho Nuff.
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When Lance Armstrong would start wearing down in the Alps, Harold was there to give him a shot of steroids in the butt.
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"Fed only beans from birth, Harold served as the emergency reverse thrust mechanism until it was found that his activation caused rapid reverse in a circular-only movement, effectively prohibiting escape."
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Wait, what's the Ambush drm for a sheet?
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Mike Szarka
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When it is your turn to send a VASSAL move, the wait is excruciating. When it's my turn, well, I've been busy.
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John bought into the argument about improved aerodynamics until the first really fast acceleration.
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Karl Kreder
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The first suppository trails didn't go very well.
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Devoted Follower of the Most Holy Church of the Evil Bob. Possessed and down the road to become chaotic, evil & naughty. All hail the Evil Bob and his Stargate.
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The smelly guy was only allowed to travel in the exhaust pipe ...
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