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Tom McVey
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My son made up (so he says), this joke:

If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of congress?
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I think that was Mark Twain. Maaaaaybe Groucho Marx.

Anyhooooo, I used to put quotes on the bottom of a schedule I had to put together. It's old, no matter who said it.
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It was so cold this one time in Congress-NOT at "Band Camp"-that the Legislators had their hands in their OWN 'pockets'! Don't "B": 'anal-trumpeting'! surprise
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tmcvey wrote:
My son made up (so he says), this joke:

If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of congress?
pro is the opposite of con

But both still fuck you for money.
 
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Koldfoot wrote:
I think that was Mark Twain. Maaaaaybe Groucho Marx.

Anyhooooo, I used to put quotes on the bottom of a schedule I had to put together. It's old, no matter who said it.


If not Twain, oft attributed to him regardless (as so many old saws are). Definitely not Groucho.
 
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I made up a joke, too.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of constitution?
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GROGnads wrote:
It was so cold this one time in Congress-NOT at "Band Camp"-that the Legislators had their hands in their OWN 'pockets'! Don't "B": 'anal-trumpeting'! surprise


And they kept punching themselves in the head.
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GROGnads wrote:
It was so cold this one time in Congress-NOT at "Band Camp"-that the Legislators had their hands in their OWN 'pockets'! Don't "B": 'anal-trumpeting'! surprise


I think this is the first thing that GROG has said that I actually understood. shake
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I thought it was a Will Rogers joke. The tone is more of an observation. To my ear it sounds too modern for Twain and not snarky enough for Marx.
 
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also we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway and why isn't the whole PLANE made out of the black box
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slatersteven wrote:
tmcvey wrote:
My son made up (so he says), this joke:

If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of congress?
pro is the opposite of con

But both still fuck you for money.
Fucking an area of comemrcewhere the amateurs are better than the pros
 
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Koldfoot wrote:
I think that was Mark Twain. Maaaaaybe Groucho Marx.

Anyhooooo, I used to put quotes on the bottom of a schedule I had to put together. It's old, no matter who said it.
Osirus wrote:


If not Twain, oft attributed to him regardless (as so many old saws are). Definitely not Groucho.
"Feast is Feast", and "Fest is Fest" as ne`er the TWAIN shall meet at either again, since he "made the list" for: "touched 'moi' stuff"! angry
 
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tmcvey wrote:
My son made up (so he says), this joke:

If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of congress?


Kind of a spin on a old Gallagher joke. It went something like this:

"If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' and 'progress' means to 'move forward.' What does 'congress' mean?"
 
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surprise 'Congress' can also "infer" 'copulation' while NOT "specifying" whatever whither whichever whenever, so: "There's always TIME for 'lubricant'! robot
 
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