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Subject: Orphan Pissing Competition rss

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It stands to reason that, with the new Outhouse card released, there should be a minigame of sorts for the subject matter.

Of course, there will be a slight variation if there are female players involved.

The 1st Orphan to reach the Outhouse may place a wager of a number of Options Cards. After a full round, if no other Orphans visit the Outhouse to accept the challenge, the 1st Orphan then collects all Options Cards from the Outhouse back and receive 1 Option Card from each cowardly Orphan.

Should an Orphan challenge said 1st Orphan, the challenger must place the same number of Option Cards in the Outhouse. Competition goes as follows:
1. All Male
Both stand 1 meter away from a wall; preferably white. Aim at the wall and begin pissing. The Orphan whose stream left a mark higher up on the wall, wins ALL the Option Cards in the Outhouse.
1. All Female
Both will need to have a mineral water bottle cap. Hold said cap with one hand and pee into it. The Orphan with less pee on her hand wins ALL the Option Cards in the Outhouse.
2. Male versus Female
Both will need to have a mineral water bottle. Pee into it. The Orphan with most pee in the bottle wins ALL the Option Cards in the Outhouse.
 
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