I like the look of 1 Utility:
He's just a boy, standing in front of a ball, looking to leather it.
I could not resist and ran straight to thefreedictionary.com to look up what 'to leather' means. To my horror I've discovered that this 'utility boy' is either going to:
1. cover (the ball) wholly or in part with the dressed or tanned hide of an animal;
2. beat (the ball) with a strap made of hide.
May I know which meaning did you have in mind, sir?